ludicrous speed

A phrase describing something that happened or took place very quickly.
Preferably shouted when drunk with your closest group of friends.

The night went by at Ludacris speed!
Or
Yo dog i'll bet u a twenty sac Ill get into dat shortys pants at ludicrous speed!

by San December 11, 2004

speed rail

when you snort a rail of cocaine and then snort a rail of crystal meth immediately afterwards (or vice versa). A speed rail can also be when you chop up the cocaine and crystal meth at the same time and mix them together to create one fat rail that is comprised of both cocaine and crystal.

I think Felch is going to have a heart attack, he just took 5 speed rails

by Isak August 16, 2004

Speed Bump

When you roll over in bed and your boner hits the sheets and slows you down.

"Man I was sleeping real good until that speed bump slowed me down."

by MoistDankSauce August 7, 2015

Standard Speed Test

A gay typing test that is a annoying wrong judgement of your typing skills.

Blayney this standard speed test is crap!

by yarr February 17, 2006

speedball

Speedball was one of the greatest games on the Commodore Amiga computer (and ST but let's not talk about that POS - spit).

Written by the Bitmap Brothers and published in 1991, it combined elements of the film "Rollerball" and... a computer game. Extreme violence coupled with super-smooth graphics and crunching sound ensured a two-player contest between you and your best mate ended up in fisticuffs.

A sequel was written, Speedball 2, which captured all of the elements of the first game but introduced eight-way scrolling, extra ways to gain points and even more violence.

Luvverly.

You: "Oi! Twat! Wanna game o' Speedball?"
Best Mate: "Ya! I'll fuckin' cream ya!"
You: "You reckon?"

5 minutes later

You: "Fuckin; cheat!"
Best Mate: "Bollocks! My joystick is better!"
You: "Mine got stuck! Cunt!"

by Flatster May 24, 2006

hippie speedball

a combination of yerba mate and cannibus

I'm all looped on hippie speedballs; got my mug and my pipe and I'm ready to go! (the hippie speedball is much more enjoyable and effective when yerba mate is used instead of coffee. please do not use bombilla for smoking the herb)

by Lather March 12, 2008

SPEED BUMP

A large external hemroid.

I was having bum sex with Susie and I hit her speed bump.

by ya right August 14, 2005