Sloppy Panda

while during the act of getting a blowjob you punch the female in both eyes at the same time, then ejaculate all over her face turning her eyes black and her face white resembling a panda

So i brought this chick over to my house, i ended up giving the bitch a sloppy panda.

by sloppydom May 4, 2010

Sloppy Joe Hot Shot

when a girl/guy launches explosive diarrhea all over a persons face to be eaten.

Be right back guys, i'm gonna go get a sloppy joe hot shot.

by Grim Panda July 26, 2011

slopps

The best blowjob of your life in that moment. (n.)

That bitch Hillary gave me the slopps.

by SloppsLawd October 2, 2017

Sloppy Sandy

A sloppy Sandy is a process that involves sexual and non-sexual events. Steps in order:

1. Man performs anal sex and ejaculates inside woman's rectum.
2. The man sucks his semen out of the woman's butthole.
3. Man sucks jizz out of woman's ass
4. Man snowballs with the butt jizz.
5. Woman spits the semen on to her pussy.
6. Man vomits on her pussy.
7. Man ejaculates on her pussy again.
8. Woman vomits on her own pussy.
9. Man sprinkles rat turds on pussy
10. Make sure the woman is menstrating
11. Man eats out pussy
12. Man makes out with woman with the Sloppy Substance on his face.
13. Man shaves pussy and Sloppy Substance into a glass bowl.
14. Refrigerate
15. Make quesedilla's with Sloppy Sandy Mix.
16. Rinse and repeat

It took me an entire afternoon to perform a Sloppy Sandy on Lauren.

by Shawn Matson June 11, 2006

sloppy box

Female Sex organ
Vagina

by Conrad June 19, 2003

sloppy jimbo

The act in which u give a handjob with sloppy joe mix as lube.

Dude Sally gave me a sloppy jimbo last night

by Connor313 May 8, 2008

Shoppa

Dutch slang for a coffeeshop, which is an establishment where u can get weed or hashish. Contrary to popular belief this isn't actually legal, but semi-legal. The Dutch term for that is "gedogen" which means "not to be prosecuted in law".

Gotta drop by the shoppa dude, need some mo' (which I do not recommend btw!)

by Bill Gate$ April 12, 2009