Safety bird

A girl you lower your standards for in order to get away with anything.

Did you hear what happened last night our Bob got home drunk and smashed chips off his girlfriend's head, thank God the a safety bird.

by ]terrydactly September 8, 2018

safetard

Someone who likes to slow down child safeguarding services by making false accusations.

Some bitchass safetards cried wolf about their enemy to a child safeguarding service which is now safetarding its way through their false accusations.
I hate safetards because every time they cry wolf they steal credibility from genuine victims.
Those safetards have wasted a lot of valuable time and deserve a kick in the fucking teeth.

by Dontcallmemaddog September 17, 2018

safety

shit that does not exist in the philippines

what the fuck is safety anyways lmao

by kidtrovert November 6, 2018

safety

shit that does not exist in the philippines

what the fuck is safety anyways lol

by kidtrovert1 November 6, 2018

Safe

Slang in the 50's, 60's for a condom.

"Is that safe in your wallet still safe to use".

by Resonator December 21, 2018

Safe

Unadventurous, boring, or lackluster in terms of experience.

Intent in brewing adds an astronomically higher chance of a "safe" end product.

by Dcdett January 28, 2019

Safe

1990s slang meaning to be content without something, to decline an offer. Similar to being "all set".

Want to go peek through the windows at the massage parlor?
Nah dude, Im safe. I don't feel like getting arrested today.

by Singlet February 25, 2019