urban slacker

Similar to an office slacker, this individual specifically wastes work time by perusing the Urban Dictionary to:

a) work on a personal hip replacement
b) trying to learn how to understand his kids
c) frantically trying to create a new urban word so he can submit and publish a definition.

More often then not, this individual is primarily working on letter “c”.

“John used to be such an office slackie, but lately he’s not been bothering me, not even as a door bore.”

“That’s because I told him about UrbanDictionary.com, and now he’s an Urban Slacker. He so wants that hip replacement!”

by Line Drive May 15, 2007

Crap sucker

Cesspool pumping truck functions like a huge vacuum cleaner- the suction hose pulls the shit into the truck but the air that was in the truck’s tank has to exit the tank and go into the outside air. Wearing oxygen mask is advised.

Septic pumper truck, Cesspool pumping truck, Crap sucker sucking

by Vitalik June 1, 2007

Shop-slacker

A person who is of the same caliber as a mechanic shop intern who sits on his/her ass all day. Someone who is completely devoid of all motivation to do anything.

C: Ellen is such a shop-slacker who never does any work.
D: Did you just say shop-slacker?!
C: Indeed.

by hollowoath September 16, 2009

bendy-sucker

the only way for a man to suck himself is to get two of his lower ribs removed therefore he is bendy enough to not need a girl to do it for him.

omg! did u hear that your boyfriend is a bendy-sucker? i never new....

by cuppycakerz November 15, 2009

corck sucker

same as chode sucker

She's a chubby chaser ; bet she's also a corck sucker too!

by <3yessir March 14, 2011

ass shucker

When a female or male eats the same sex genitalia or genitals.

Can you be my ass shucker tonight?

by The Rape Asser April 27, 2017

Double sucker

The double sucker is a woman who gives u a blowjob while breastfeeding

She is a double sucker ya know so it makes up for the healing time.

by CajunGyspy June 11, 2017