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Cha-Cha Slide Challenge 

Now, when I say the 'Cha-Cha Slide' challenge, I am NOT referring to when people would record themselves genuinely dancing to iconic song by DJ Casper; although, it DOES use that song. The Cha-Cha Slide challenge would be done while the featured person in the video would be driving a car - while they supposedly left their common sense at home. Whenever the lyrics went, "to the left" or "slide to the left/right" the person driving would literally swerve their car on the damn road. To make matters worse, whenever it went, "criss-cross," people would go fucking ape-shit berserk with the steering wheel. Unsurprisingly, this did lead to a significant number of accidents including rollovers and related reported injuries, but somehow, there are NOT any known deaths as a result of any dumbasses doing this trend.

I can only imagine what the conversation between those who ended up in an accident (while doing the trend) and their insurance companies could've been like. THAT would be fun to watch imo...
Both: *chilling and watching TikTok videos*

Kaden: "... Come on, man, there is no w-..."

(short pause)

"...OHHHH SHITTT..."

Isaac: "Wait, what happened?"

Kaden: "She got into a rollover accident when she and the other 'popular girls' were doing this thing called the

Cha-Cha Slide Challenge."

Isaac: "No shit. Lemme see it..."

(pause)

"...damn, I mean, to be honest, the hell did she think was going to happen?"
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Mississippi Mud Slide 

When a man sticks his erect penis in a man or woman's anus, while the man or woman being penetrated defecates on the erect penis, while the penis is thrusted in and out of the anus.
I can't wait to try the Mississippi Mud Slide

Hot Dog Slide 

A man lays on his back with an erect penis facing his belly button, the women straddles the man, sliding forwards and backwards with his penis between her wet labia lips.
In my open relationship, the no penetration rule has led to many hot dog slides.

slip n slide 

The process of microstructure deformation here atomic bonds break, atoms move, and bonds reform at new positions.
"Y-Yamete stop banging my piece of metal!! I'm so m-malleable you're bending me all over the place!!" The piece of iron screamed in pleasure. His atoms were shoved around like a game of dodgeball, becoming permanently altered as the other piece of metal forced through his atomic bonds. It was a sensual game of slip n slide between sexually active atoms.

"Ngh!" The iron yelped. "C-Chotto matte!"

Tennessee Mud Slide

When you lay your partner on his/hers stomach as they take a diarrhea shit, then you run your generals in between their cheeks causing the Tennessee mud slide before penetrating
Me:Bro after Taco Bell me and my girl had a wild night after we kept doing the Tennessee Mud Slide.

Friend:Dude you’re fucking gross..

Portuguese Disco Slide 

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.
Robert " I don't know what I did to get these wounds on elbows?"
Angela " my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"

Las Vegas slip and slide 

When a male urinates on a womans back then slides on her back to put his penis in her vagina.
Maybe we should try a Las Vegas slip and slide after a Colorado campfire