squirrliewhirl

a really cute baby squirrel who runs around in circles and is very hyper

Omg look at that squirrliewhirl.

I have a pet squirrliewhirl and I think he has ADHD because he is very very hyper.

by omgz_rainbow_sweg July 6, 2014

Squirrel's Nest

A hotbead for or gathering of many young girls with tasy little asses.

This kegger is a fukkin' Squirrel's nest, bud!

by Real Walsh May 14, 2007

squirrel

1) A cute fluffy squirrel with a bushy tail...that often likes to make you wreck your car.

2) The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth with such force that it causes her cheeks to puff out, like a squirrel.

1) I was so busy looking at the squirrel climb the tree that I rear ended the other car...

2) Man, I gave my girl a squirrel last night and laughed my ass off.

by Ryan Browne January 9, 2009

squirral

a person who works hard for a living or hard at school but dosen't display it

yo he act like a dumb bastard but you seen his grades, maan dat fool a squirral

by tom November 11, 2003

squirrel friend

A filthy flea infested yet somehow comforting little animal that a recently rejected deflected & never was respected boyfriend has to turn to for affection amidst thoughts of suicide after losing his girlfriend. Sometimes this animal will stroke the cock and balls in a soothing manner as to relive tension and stress, But beware that it may also (like a girlfriend) turn against you,lashing out with violent blows nibbling and chewing on the cock and balls. Normally if you treat this animal with respect & dignity,it will provide you with many nights of pleasure and possibly cook you breakfast in the morning consisting of twigs,berries and acorns.

Shit Todd,Yesterday my girlfriend dumped my gimp ass so I had to seek out other means of satisfying my lust for milking the weasel,so I talked to my dad and he recommended a squirrel friend! I went right down to the forrest and nabbed one up. I've never been happier!!!!!

by squirtdonkeys January 23, 2007

Squirrel face

1. A woman with a huge ugly face, resembling that of a squirrel with nuts in its cheeks

2. Hitting someone with the face of a squirrel

Damn, that girl be a squirrel face! Man, dawg, look at that squirrel face....*throws up*

by Dapizzimp February 26, 2007

Squires

A last name of thieves, drunks and scoundrels. Most are men, with very few females being born to this clan. They generally live on top of barren hills and ridges, in close proximity to chicken farms. They start drinking at 10 years old, and do not stop until death. They are known to say the most nasty things imaginable, but are amazing lovers, yet rarely father children.

Those Squires' from the ridge are hard cases. They stole all me wood that was leanin against me shed.

That Squires just called me a horrible name, and told me I was worthless. He then spit in my mouth. But I still love him.

by ChickenRidge September 8, 2013