Squirrel Lips

The lips of a black person.

“Damn than boy got some squirrel lips”

by Numerical Wizard July 20, 2022

Squirrel

A male (usually) who hooks up with with the only goal in mind to get his nutt and leaves after without satisfying their partner.

Person 1: How was the dick appointment last night?
Person 2: My man was a squirrel. He got his but and left after one lousy round. I didn’t even get my nutt.

by @cajanpowder March 26, 2019

Wet Squirrel

In the midst of passion, a man urinates on a woman with a bountiful bush.

Right before my monthly waxing my man gives me one epic wet squirrel.

by darkness842013 July 18, 2020

squirreling

The act of inserting both your testicles and your penis into the anus of your sexual partner.

Baby, I like the clawing motion your hands were doing while you were squirreling me last night.

by GlenKoKo October 7, 2017

Squirrel clutch

Grabbing and squeezing hard on a man's genitals in order to incapacitate them

He kicked me so i gave him the squirrel clutch

by Boiaa October 8, 2018

Squirrel Feeder

When a person (male or female) inadvertently sits/falls onto a projectile shaped object (I.e shampoo bottle, tennis ball can, ear of corn), penetrating the sphincter and traumatically inserting the random projectile into the anal canal.

“Hey, why does Jen scream and tremble when she sees ears of corn?”
“Dude, she went full squirrel feeder at the last Husker tailgate.”

by BeeRandi September 4, 2019

Squirrel

Perfect substitute for any expletive, adjective, verb, exclamation, or noun in the entire English language.

Squirrel you!
That guy is such a Squirrel.
Quit Squirreling around!
What the Squirrel were you thinking?!
Aw, go Squirrel yourself.
Son of a Squirrel!
Holy Squirrel!
Squirrel it.
What the Squirrel?!
Squirrel!!!
Quit being a Squirrel!
You can be a real Squirrel sometimes...
Aw, Squirrel me.

by BushidoTech February 26, 2017