Exjw Smurf Girl

An exjw activist who causes urban legends and rumors. Most are true and cause massive public humiliation to Jehovah’s Witnesses. They even cause drama for former JW… see Smurfgirled…

Boy, Whatshername Exjw Smurf Girl really did a number on her Uncle Tony Morris… She got him kicked off the Governing Body.

by Exjw Smurf Girl June 13, 2024

Chocolate Smurf

Chocolate Smurf: Typically a little person, (but not limited to) who loves to give or receive butt stuff preferably with excrement or melted chocolate running down the crack

Hey man; there’s Alejandro… he’s a self proclaimed Chocolate Smurf

by Nashcar July 8, 2024

Tasmanian Slurry

A sexual act in which you latch onto a mans asshole like a face hugger and probe with your tongue. You then insert your saliva into his chocolate starfish.

“Bro I just got a Tasmanian slurry”
“I bet it tasted great”

by BicolasChrissy January 8, 2025

Papa Smurf Grip

An extended idiom on the one-sided phrase: "argue till you're blue in the face", whereas this phrase illustrates both parties arguing until they are both blue - specifically defined as when a small-handed individual grabs a penis and squeezes so hard that both the penis and the small hand turn blue due to constricted blood flow from the pressure.

The two stared intently at one another, one hand holding his opponent firmly with his Papa Smurf Grip while the other - wincing in pain - refused to capitulate the argument.

by PogCollector February 20, 2026

The Smurf Cartel

A term used to represent the Smurfs and/or their franchise.

You can bid farewell to the Smurf Cartel, and remember well the name of Gargamel.

by isaacneosoap March 1, 2026

Durry Slurry

The result of leaving cigarettes in your clothes before putting them into a washing machine. A ' Durry ' is slang for Cigarettes in Australia, and a ' Slurry ' is a thick paste often used in cooking.

" Oh no, I left a nearly-full pack of cigarettes in my pants! Now the pockets are full of Durry Slurry ... "

by Good christian boy April 24, 2025

Missouri Slurry

The act of mixing sperm with brown sugar into a slurry, then swirling it around in your mouth and spit it into your parterner's anus then eat the slurry out of their anus.

Wanda saw some brown sugar and thought of the Missouri slurry her husband did last night.

by B-ran1980 June 6, 2025