vomit rocket

When someone proceeds to vomit and thus shoots out of the oral canal like a rocket. This causes the vomit to land about 6 feet infront of the person who has vomited

Dan: "woah dude did you see that Kyle just vomit rocketed ."
Tyrone:"yeah I saw that but that shi was fucking nasty."

by Epic nigga fart explosion March 18, 2021

Piss Rocket

When you piss in a bottle of coke and put a Mentos in it.

Tom: "OH SHIT"
Tim: "What?"
Tom: "A group of children, shoot a Piss Rocket at them."
Tim: "Got it"

by ririinsta January 16, 2022

Boston Rocket

To draw or make an object into the shape of a Penis (don't forget the balls).

Nick has drawn a big Penis on Adam's note pad. Oh look says Tristan it's a 'Boston Rocket'.

by Nice one Roy! February 3, 2022

Granny Rocket

A incredibly attractive GILF with the personality of Meryl Streep and the sex appeal of Michelle Pfeiffer.

Oh Samuel - she’s a right Granny Rocket.

by blondelover69 July 5, 2022

Shitfuck rocket

The Shitfuck rockets are a series of rockets developed during the Kerbal Space Program. (2011-ongoing) Each shitfuck rocket featured it’s own set of abnormal design choices, which was concluded to be the reason for the Shitfuck series to be retired after Shitfuck 32’s launch. The Shitfuck series of rockets was eventually succeeded by the Cumstain series of rockets, which are expected to enter service in early 2023

Kerbal 1: Hey man have you heard of the shitfuck rockets?
Kerbal 2: Yea i heard they all crashed and died

by Kaiser von Shittenfarden VII August 23, 2022

Roodolph Rocket

A Christmassy way of talking about a penis

Chris: Amy in that ugly Christmas sweater has my Roodolph Rocket blasting off

James: stop dude

by Longdickham November 19, 2022

Armchair Rocket Scientist

A person on social media who’s only engineering experience is in stock Kerbal Space Program telling people that a team of hundreds who have years of experience don’t know what they’re doing

A person who doesn’t know what the fuck they’re talking about

CS_Skeptic said that Starship can’t fly because the flaps will tear off. What an armchair rocket scientist!

by TheRealSheep5 January 31, 2023