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Royal Icing

"Wow, you really gave him the royal icing!"
by Chepapa June 20, 2024
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Royal steamer

The action of defecating on someone else’s closed toilet seat.
Not to be confused with an upper decker.
The party was a bust, so I left a royal steamer.
by pickle-chips July 10, 2024
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Royale with cheese

When you drag your nuts across a woman's face after not showering for some time to get that fromunda cheese on that face.
My girl was not happy after I gave her a Royale with cheese man.
by Psycho Wrath October 24, 2024
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royal Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it
I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.
by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025
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RoyalPear

A method used when you rub a mixture of hot sauce, crushed up veggie straws, pudding, and garlic powder on the top of your wife's mouth. You then pour in pop rocks and then you proceed to put your dick in her mouth.
Husband: Hey honey, why does your breath smell horrible.

Wife: I was doing RoyalPear with the neighbor next door.
by rorldbloc January 18, 2025
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Royal Cream Tea

A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.
“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”
by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025
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roymeal

roymeal is a confused little gay boy that loves to suck on cock very bipolar Makes friends easily Has been through a lot, has bad grade's short he has a small dick never gets any females but think's of his homie's like boyfriends would go down on his male friends. if asked loves dresses and make up.
roymeal-gay black boy
by jalainaa March 21, 2025
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