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donkey punch

Pathetic urban myth about anal sex and misogynist violence made up by virgins who don't get laid much. Besides being medically impossible (read a biology book folks, knocking someone out doesn't cause that effect), any gay male will tell you that smacking someone who you are having sex with will lead to you getting beaten to a pulp.
Men who talk big about "donkey punching some ho" are usually just too immature to admit that they are actually gay.
by gingernyc September 7, 2007
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Dildo Puncher

One man (usually gay) who shoves a dildo up another man's ass.
"That idiot at the perfume counter is such a dildo puncher!"
by SadisticJoe December 29, 2002
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Phantom Punch

The act of a special ninja maneuver which requires not only skill but cunning. Mid climax, a man must stop his ejaculatory response and punch a bitch straight in the anus. This will not be satisfactory if he finishes anywhere, especially on himself. Soft touching before and after makes it a "Super" phantom punch.
Yo, I just saw Jonah phantom punch Rhonda! She cried for a little bit but then gave him a big hug of appreciation for the happy ending. 24 hours later, the phantom punch had vanished due to the Bengay and ice packs she had to place on the rectal area.
by Big gay Al Phantom Punch July 10, 2010
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Wookie Punch

A wookie punch is a term used by Starwars fans. It means to rip or cut off your pubic hair, glue it to your hand and punch someone.
by Samstheman September 25, 2006
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Wind Up Punch

When you swing your arm around really fast before you punch. This generates a lot of power.
I got so pissed off with Robert so i gave him a wind up punch.
by DFGBIOADFJOGHOERHJGPEJHP March 13, 2009
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cock punch

To attack another person with your penis, generally in a humourous manner.
by hobnob August 11, 2003
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