Mashed potato

Under the influence of drugs, in an altered state of awareness.

Did you see Pauline and Christopher last night? They were mashed potato!

by itsmine August 31, 2011

Potato

A Food that grows in the ground and has more uses than any other edible object!

Want some mashed potatos,fried potatos, potato soup, potato salad, or perhaps youd like some potato caserole or how about some potato...

by Spoonermosimousis October 27, 2003

potato

Silencer for a handgun.

"You think you a killer but we gon just pay 'em a visit
Put the potato in the barrel so nobody hear it"
G-Unit, Gangsta Shit

by Italianplaya August 5, 2004

Potatoe Sack

When your with your friends in a local place and while they are sitting down you run up to them take your hand on the back of their head and put it on your ballsack, and yell "Bitch, You've just been potatoe sacked!" or when your girlfriend is laying down and you perform a teabag only say potatoe sack

teabag teabagging potatoe sack

by Potatoe_sack April 14, 2009

Potato OS

An operating system that is considered to be so horrible (in terms of CPU and overall functionality) that it can be equated to a potato.

May also be used in the context of fault in internet connection, as well as the computer.

Nice Potato OS you have there, Jim; what does it run at - 1.5 GHz with FPS of up to 5?

by Drkmaster83 March 22, 2014

The Mashed Potato

A sexual maneuver whereby a male inserts or "mashes" his soft penis into a woman's vagina. The penis then becomes erect, leading to the term "baked potato." This term comes from the song "Do You Love Me?" by The Contours. In the song, they sing "I can mash potato." Originally an arcane dance form, this term has taken on new meanings in the bedroom. This term was coined in a Minneapolis basement by three men playing ping pong.

Steve: You give her the mashed potato?

Mike: Nah, man. I was already hard.

Steve: Yeah, it's a difficult move. The only way to really do it is if it's the seventh time for sex that day.

Mike: Or you could not be into vaginas.

Steve: True

by Stu Pendos January 10, 2012

baked potato

a stoned down syndrome person

"check out that baked potato, he's stoned as a mutha fucker!"

by leviticus, Jordan converse October 28, 2013