A mangled concatenation of pine and apple. The fruit doesn't even fucking taste like an apple, just some tropical bullshit.
by Uppish March 24, 2019
Get the Pineapplemug. The pineapple (Ananas comosus) is a tropical plant with an edible fruit; it is the most economically significant plant in the family Bromeliaceae. The pineapple is indigenous to South America, where it has been cultivated for many centuries. The introduction of the pineapple to Europe in the 17th century made it a significant cultural icon of luxury. Since the 1820s, pineapple has been commercially grown in greenhouses and many tropical plantations.
Pineapples grow as a small shrub; the individual flowers of the unpollinated plant fuse to form a multiple fruit. The plant is normally propagated from the offset produced at the top of the fruit, or from a side shoot, and typically mature within a year.
The pineapple is a herbaceous perennial, which grows to 1.0 to 1.5 m (3 ft 3 in to 4 ft 11 in) tall, although sometimes it can be taller. The plant has a short, stocky stem with tough, waxy leaves. When creating its fruit, it usually produces up to 200 flowers, although some large-fruited cultivars can exceed this. Once it flowers, the individual fruits of the flowers join together to create a multiple fruit. After the first fruit is produced, side shoots (called 'suckers' by commercial growers) are produced in the leaf axils of the main stem. These suckers may be removed for propagation, or left to produce additional fruits on the original plant.
Pineapples grow as a small shrub; the individual flowers of the unpollinated plant fuse to form a multiple fruit. The plant is normally propagated from the offset produced at the top of the fruit, or from a side shoot, and typically mature within a year.
The pineapple is a herbaceous perennial, which grows to 1.0 to 1.5 m (3 ft 3 in to 4 ft 11 in) tall, although sometimes it can be taller. The plant has a short, stocky stem with tough, waxy leaves. When creating its fruit, it usually produces up to 200 flowers, although some large-fruited cultivars can exceed this. Once it flowers, the individual fruits of the flowers join together to create a multiple fruit. After the first fruit is produced, side shoots (called 'suckers' by commercial growers) are produced in the leaf axils of the main stem. These suckers may be removed for propagation, or left to produce additional fruits on the original plant.
by gamescape or something July 21, 2022
Get the Pineapplemug. (Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 4, 2021
Get the Pineapple Expressingmug. When a gay dude starts putting stuff up his butt then when they pull the stuff out it’s got shit all over the items.
by Pineapple Cream October 15, 2018
Get the Pineapple Creammug. Pineapples are a fruit that is super sour and tasted amazing. You can get it from your local supermarket, and it is in lots of different foods such as Pineapple Juice.
Pineapples are also something that Wakanda citizens should eat. I mean. Seriously.
WAKANDA AND PINEAPPLES FOREVER
Pineapples are also something that Wakanda citizens should eat. I mean. Seriously.
WAKANDA AND PINEAPPLES FOREVER
by anquellathings September 5, 2019
Get the Pineapplemug. Get the Pineapplemug. I detonated that insurgent sniper to hell with my green pineapple.
American grenades are obviously Superior to German ones because they look like a pineapple rather than a dildo.
American grenades are obviously Superior to German ones because they look like a pineapple rather than a dildo.
by Goatmangold September 4, 2022
Get the Pineapplemug.