swallow the pineapple

Giving a blowjob to a well endowed samoian with dry skin

I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.

by funny old guy March 12, 2011

pineapple

a tropical fruit, often eaten before sex or head to make cum taste better.

girl~ daddy can i come over?

boy ~ only if you eat that pineapple first.

by wwertyv February 16, 2020

Pineappler

An uncouth individual, typically of low standards, who encourages the use of pineapple on savoury foods such as pizza. Also known as the anti-italian.

Plebeian 1: "I'm ordering Joe a margherita pizza, shall we put pineapple on it?"
Plebeian 2: "yeah go on, be a pineappler"

by Zumoku April 30, 2023

Pineapple

Military slang usually used by privates to describe an American grenade.

I detonated that insurgent sniper to hell with my green pineapple.

American grenades are obviously Superior to German ones because they look like a pineapple rather than a dildo.

by Goatmangold September 4, 2022

Pineapple

word used to say you are about to send nudes

"hey gurl, pineapple for pineapple??"

by [e-mail] February 18, 2017

Pineapple Pizza

The best pizza topping in the whole world. So great you won't set people on fire

I wanted to get someone today, but instead I grabbed myself a pineapple pizza

by Hespurr March 6, 2024

Pineapple

My safeword.

Me after being teased too much: Pineapple! Pineapple!

by Grimmdael December 12, 2022