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Palestine

A “Country” That doesn’t actually exist and is deserved to be raided by Israel. Fucking god they wont pay me enough. - Daxy
Underage Kid: River to the sea Palestine will be free… 🤓

Israeli: Y’all invaded us first so STFU dude.
by Daxysthingie March 5, 2024
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Palestine

Verb.

To initiate a war, conflict, brawl, or any other fight, and then complain about the consequences that are entailed in losing said fight.
Named after the great people of Palestine, which initiated many wars and lost, and still complain about them.
"Bro, you are Palestining him all the time, don't complain the next time he beat your ass."
"Next time don't pull a Palestine on me, if you fuck around don't cry to momma"
by Rguy42 March 7, 2024
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Palestinian

Person who picks fights they can't win, loses, then plays victim.
Person 1: Palestinians have a right to live in peace!

Person 2: Have they tried not attacking random nations?
by Touchgrassthinkfast March 19, 2024
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Palestinian

A type of person you can't criticize according to the woke left-wing, much like how Jews are for the right-wing.
Urban Dictionary keeps deleting my truthful entries describing what Palestinians actually are, because they are propagandists.
by Touchgrassthinkfast March 23, 2024
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Palestinian alarm clock

Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock

*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)
by Diego_Brando March 26, 2024
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Palestein

A Middle-Eastern country where they both prefer light-colored ale and drink it out of large tapered cups.
If you get bored while bar-hopping in Palestein, go to a pub with a wider selection of beverages, and try some of their dark beer for more flavor.
by QuacksO April 19, 2024
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paleshit

A group that uses violence to get there way by harming innocent women and children all while pretending to be victims.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the news?
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Paleshit just attacked a bunch of women and children at a festival. They kidnapped people!
Guy 2: Damn Paleshit!
by Rusty Carrot April 21, 2024
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