paint-brushing

Paint-Brushing: The act of pinching all five fingers of one hand together, and inserting them into a bloody vagina, then proceeding to "Paint" a picture on the stomach of the woman, maintaining the "brush-head" finger formation.

Example: woman says, "I can't believe that guy tried to paint-brush me last night..."

Example: Paint-Brushing: woman says, "I can't believe that guy tried to paint-brush me last night..."

by officemaximus April 27, 2014

Cave Painting

When a man engages in sexual intercourse with a girl without any form of protection. The man fails to 'pull out' in time, therefore leaving the female with 'cave paintings' inside of her nether regions.

"We didn't have any condoms but we still done it anyway. I didn't pull out in time and she was left with some cave paintings."

by Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimon? January 14, 2008

viva pantalones

A war cry used by sheep of the lying Dos Pantoles Rojos on the popular Myspace App Mobsters. The people who use this term have the attention span of a housefly and believe any trash that this grown man that has no life tells them.

That crowd is such and idiot that they can be spotted standing in the middle of a busy highway shouting Viva Pantalones!

by Dave Gary February 18, 2009

Alaskan Paint Job

While receiving a lap dance, the stripper leaves a skid-mark on your leg.

“Discussing that chick gave you an Alaskan paint job”

“Awesome that stripper left me an Alaskan Paint Job”

“That Alaskan Paint Job stinks!”

by Quiksilver86 May 11, 2011

Paint your pallet

When a guy is getting a bj, the pallet is the top of your mouth, his skeet paints your pallet.

She says " I want you to paint my pallet!"

He says " Can I paint your pallet?"

by BJ painting October 10, 2008

paint a birmingham

To reconcile, rebuilding a lost relationship.

After years of silence, I had to "paint a birmingham" and our relationship is better than ever.

by pseudosquid January 25, 2009

pantankled

The physical state of standing with your pants around your ankles, awkwardly, and with much embarrassment.

She tried to focus on her balance as she teetered there on the tree stump in the woods, awkwardly pantankled, trying her best not to pee on her shoes.

by kvalls September 3, 2009