Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.
John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."
by DaDefinition January 25, 2023
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Binge Painting

The act of painting for such a long time with no inhale protection, no goggles, no gloves until you collapse, lose consciousness, or drift off into sleep apnea. Symptoms of binge painting include blurred vision, dry mouth, sinus headache, being able to actually FEEL the soft tissue behind your eyes, and sensitive teeth.
1) Last day Antony was binge painting so hard that today I'm wondering if he can level-up by hitting his coworker with a spray can.
by amdb4z November 11, 2017
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Paint

The ability to follow a Bob Ross tutorial properly.
''Now we're gonna paint a happy little tree''
by vex1 January 06, 2021
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freshly painted

A horny girl who has been "man handled" in the past 24 hours
After a few drinks and a trip to my apartment, that girl from the club became freshly painted with my cum.
by Ultimatekey May 27, 2009
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Puffy paint

Look man I don’t actually know what puffy paint is but it is a sort of liquid that feels like glue, and whenever you put it on something it hardens up into a rubber material
Wat??? Idk how to use puffy paint in a sentence

Nah jk I normally say it like this

Yo bro

Yea?!

Imma puffy paint
by -somebodyoncetoldme April 25, 2022
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Paint the sky

One day I’ll paint the sky pretty for you. “
by aka.zadari November 12, 2023
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Hard in the paint

Going 'hard in the paint' or 'painting': The act of interacting with/talking to a person with sexual intent or intent to start a relationship, attempting to 'woo' someone.
"I think John is painting for Jeanne." - Guy 1
"Yeah he's definitely going hard in the paint." - Guy 2
*starts pretending to paint on John*
by Jakob7 September 28, 2022
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