Mean Poo

when an individual is finally able to relieve oneself; the poo feels so good that it is just mean goodness
a poo is never nice, it is just plain mean.

Jessi: Sara, I just had some coffee and am in need of a mean poo...
Sara: Have fun in the bathroom...remember to close the door.

TJ: Dude, I need to go to the bathroom...
Drew: Oh ya? You need to take a dump?
TJ: Not just a dump...a mean poo...

by awesometothepossum November 20, 2009

poo tickets

Those single square, one ply pieces of toilet paper used in public washrooms.

"I hate poo tickets."

by neak October 18, 2008

shoot poo

To excrete feces, to defecate, especially in an extreme or disgusting manner.

Itchy had so much to drink last night that it made him shoot poo all day today!

by Jonny Case September 17, 2008

poo crew

the B-team; a group of low-skilled workers to which menial work is given

I'm way too busy to be filing papers. Give it to the poo crew.

by Russellaneous June 26, 2007

Poo Mummie

A perfectly preserved piece of gum that has finally been pooped out after a long process of digestion

Yesterday I was about to flush, but then had to take a picture of these two poo mummies in my toilet bowl.

by Alexnathen December 17, 2008

rudy-poo

One who is lame, puss, or otherwise, clueless. See rudy poo

The Rock says he's gonna kick your rudy-poo candy ass!

by whup_ass_take_names November 29, 2003

poo sacking

To take a dump in a pillow case or similar sack-like bag and then beat your partner with it. Commonly practiced by but not strictly limited to members of the homosexual community.

After a tiresome day at work Tarquin decided to go home, kick off his shoes and partake in a good poo sacking.

by Botty bot bot November 12, 2007