polymerde

the shitty, failed product of a reaction aiming to synthesize a polymer.

Amelie: dude, check out the kick ass SEC trace of my new polymer. but dayum! how come your polymerization looks like shit?

Brento: aw shit y'all. I made a polymerde!!!

by urbanIUPAC May 7, 2016

poopy butthole

The act of not wiping your ass after taking a shit either because there is no toilet paper left, or you just chose not to wipe. Leaving your butthole "poopy".

Guy: Shit. Some asshole didn't replace the TP role, guess I'll just have to have a Poopy Butthole

by Lazy Asshole January 21, 2018

Poon toot

When a woman expels air from her vagina, a queef.

I was 69ing with a woman and she fired a poon toot down my throat

by BigRedMonster October 29, 2020

popcorn sound

Common sound when turning up a low quality speaker to its maximum. A crackling noise which drowns the lyrics and is amplified with bass boosted remixes.

Frequently affected, but not limited to, are music genres such as phonk & trap-rap.

"Kyle is blasting popcorn tunes again."
"Sorry, my speaker broke so my Honda only pumps popcorn."

"Popcorn music only hits my sweet spot when driving at night with the homes."

"I don't like popcorn sounds when smoking pot, as it turnes my bakedness to whole grain."

by gedise September 17, 2021

pobop

A number, word, phrase or sentence that is the same backwards and forwards.

Replacement for the word palindrome because palindrome is not the same backwards and forwards

Visit www.pobop.team to join the pobop team

Taco cat is a pobop.

by Pobop Team Representative December 22, 2021

Gator Posts

As in instigator. Instigating posts made intentionally to piss you off. Not to be confused with trolls and their damn trolling, gator posts are done by someone PRETENDING to be against something. A gator touches a keyboard to push buttons for control of your mind or a thread.

Those "Justin Beiber is gay!" gator posts are from his biggest secret admirers!

by Summerbees February 14, 2012

she-poet

A sub-genre of a predominantly male "Instapoets" demographic on Instagram that focus on the topic of womanly lust and desires, mostly from the perspective and interpretation of the male narrative figure. Not to be confused with misogynists, the she-poet yearns to obtain a metaphysical connection between a current and/or past love interest through a narrow-minded view of life or literary prowess. Usually implements trite similes and metaphors including, but not limited to: whiskey, galaxies, chaos, love, light, oceans, scars, kisses, etc. A typical "she-poem" is equivalent to one short stanza.

"Whoa, this she-poet has 500k followers! He must be amazing and get all the women."
"She-poets are a mockery to all that is literary and artistic. You fucking don't wanna be one."

by Poetryprincess1985 March 17, 2017