pimp reflector

a mirror

"Yo, you guys see a pimp reflector around here? I'm tryin' to check out my new threads."

by yeoldenola December 23, 2008

Pimp Mother

The hardest working prostitute a Pimp has. This term is often used when a prostitute surpasses their Pimp in creating revenue. Usually, Pimps make more money under the table and whatnot. These prostitutes are also the dirtiest due to doing more dirty deeds than normal.

Brotha' Pimp says to another Pimp, "Daaammmmnnn! My bitch is makin' me mo' money than I make!" another Pimp says, " Damn Brotha' Pimp! She a "Pimp Mother"

by Turdboy 15 February 9, 2009

pimp my pimple

Treating your pimple as if it is the cool kid on the block.

No, Alli, you can't pimp my pimple.

by Alliandkk February 24, 2017

Pimp spit stories

Stories that are over the top, possibly uncomfortable and embarrassing. It's based on the Friends episode, where Paul Rudd (Mike) takes Phoebe to meet his parents and she tells a story about how she has Hepatitis because a pimp spit in her mouth.

I was on a date and this guy was telling ridiculous stories about fighting, like being outnumbered 6 to 1 and using a baseball bat in fights, and I was just like, could we have less pimp spit stories please.

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 20, 2020

Pimp Rabbit

Simply and truly...Thijs

Y'all! Pimp Rabbit's in da haaaaouuuuuse! And i'm tearin' it down, I just gotta walk into da room & da hoez gather round, (yea!) don't need to utter a word, da ladeez holla "PR!" coz I'm Pimp Rabbit, gotta dirty lil' habit, ladeez gotta have it ("oohh!") & i'll fuck you like a cabbage!
OHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOO!!!
Won't have no breakfast if the bitch is on top, i'll lay you down and use your pussy for a pot. But what about the platter? That'll never matter, gotta eat it while i'm cookin' DAAAAAMN you good lookin'!
Pimp Rabbit touches you, damn you're wet, looks like you've been hit by a TSUNAMI! Can't have that be, i'll dry you with my fur, you'll come until you ("puurrrr").
Drop all your guns, you won't need none, my shot so good I could fuck a nun. Temptation not waitin', guys vacatin', they find me intimidatin', ("can we get back to the mating?") Primitive shit, if you haven't got a bitch "you can borrow mine!" & it won't cost you a dime.
My homies think I'm hard but actually I'm WELSH! As you can tell from my accent *yodels*
P.I.M.P, i'm no Ice T, but my favourite BITCH is enough for me,
I'll mesmerize you with my flow, baby, you're not a ho? Then your a no-go. I like to stick to my own species but I get freebies (from banks, saying thanks, yo "BIG UP 2 NATWEST!") I wanna get it off my chest, my Sbleg's the best, & once in NATWEST, I was standin' in da line, wid all dese crazy hoez runnin' through my mind, when I saw across the way, something that made my day...
An Angoran Rabbit, I had to grab it!

by Sbleg & Sbleg & Son. April 28, 2004

pimp slap

to stick one foot out and put baby powder on your hand and backslap an asshole across the face with an open palm

snoop doggy dog pimp slapped his mama

by Dianaz October 18, 2003

pimp slap the manwhore

to masturbate

I'm so horny, I gotta pimp slap my manwhore

by anonymous February 5, 2004