Lil Pedro

Your Cock

"Hey baby...how your Lil Pedro doin tonight?"

by Jack Daniels May 26, 2003

Petrosexual

A single person or married couple without children for whom their pets are their sole devotion.

John's co-worker Jane (who has three children) does not understand his petrosexual nature. She wonders what kind of person would treat their pets as though they were children. John provides his dogs with every opportunity a child should have such as a king size bed in a warm home, nutritious meals, all the best toys and education one can buy.

by slippery chick March 25, 2009

geek patrol

a phrase you'd use in front of your mother, or grand mother. Basically this term describes any unknown individual or paty doing something annoying, that would generally make you swear.

Someone pulls out in front of you, your mother a passenger:
YOU: Aww, come on geek patrol!

by choxo October 11, 2006

Pussy patrol

The act of looking for third and or bitches

I'm going on pussy patrol now!

by Makaylabitch930 January 19, 2016

Petronella

A disgusting, ugly, bratty princess who enjoys annoying others with her overcomplicated letters she sends to other princesses who are way more successful than she will ever be.

Did you receive another letter from Petronella again? Im sorry for you.

by Petunia69 May 23, 2020

Petrolsexual

with dogging still the new blogging, the petrosexual hangs out at petrol stations in 'love bays' overlooked by the transient visiting public. Forecourt sales are now adapting...

30-something male Petrolsexual who buys sunglasses, hats,(flashion), counselling & infra-red surveillance equipment. BP trendwatchers are monitoring the situation.

by Observer Scouse March 2, 2009

Thot Patrol

A facebook group that was once good, now turned into a cult worshipping their leader who frequently plans attacks on innocent accounts. Also, they worship gore, refuse to follow their own rules about relationships, and ban anybody with a slightly different opinion before attempting to falsely report them.

Man 1: What the fuck, why was my post on FB removed?
Man 2: You've probably been mass reported by those Thot Patrol guys.
Man 1: It was just a joke, they didn't have to go remove it.

by Truthsman69 July 12, 2017