Johnny Rag

The piece of cloth/rag one ejaculates into as a last resort because there is nowhere else to do it without making a mess

"Last night I was watching a movie with Megan Fox and I got my Johnny rag ready in case things got cray cray!!"

by saigon22 June 17, 2012

j-rag

Jesus-loving Republican Against Gays

"Are we going to the 6:00 church group meeting?"

"Hell yeah I love those j-rag's"

by BlakeLovesGod July 2, 2022

Rag hag

When it's that time of the month and she's acting like a crazy bitch.

She's on her period and not acting cool at all, that Summer is a real rag hag.

by ManleyGreaseMissile June 11, 2022

Bush Ragged

To be attacked or rendered unconscious by someone you do not know

"Who did you get attacked by?"
"I got bush ragged"

by Hex-Da-Jackal June 9, 2013

[snot rag]

When a male/female sneezes thier mucus into a womans vagina and uses the substance as lubricant.

Woah Rob! that snot rag technique lastnite toally worked!!
I saved money on lube!!

by Supersouthby November 2, 2008

Rags

UK slang for facts. Said when someone says something you couldn't agree more on

Synonym: raggo

"Bro Keisha's got back yk?"

"rags, I'd hit anyday"

by Bigmommazzz November 30, 2022

Fap rag

The meaning of fap rag is being a dumbass that drives a gay Buick Regal and gets baked for no reason and believes he’s in Minecraft after he gets fried

Zach Mueller is a fap rag

by Zachm.lovesboys January 17, 2020