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Smiled A Little Then Stopped
instead of lol or lmao, more accurately, SALTS (smiled a little then stopped) ex. someone texts a kinda funny joke- “salts”
by wouldn’t youliketoknow January 21, 2023
mugGet the saltsmug.

Salted Rim

Ones asshole being rimmed with cocaine and having a partner snort it around the hole every time they tounge it
He was so excited to have his rim salted for the first time

She he was the best salted rim shes every had
by Gasworks1 January 17, 2023
mugGet the Salted Rimmug.

Sea Salt

Tells superheroes what to do & if they don’t listen, gets super mad.
*Eve is dying*
Mark: SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT
Lonely guy: Aw such a strong bond 🩷
by futuresponJ April 29, 2025
mugGet the Sea Saltmug.

post salt clarity

Person 1: God I don't want to deal with this.
*3 hours later*
Person 1: Oh that was probably really easy. Stupid post salt clarity.
by logan2611 July 28, 2021
mugGet the post salt claritymug.

Salt And Vinegar Syndrom

Something that suffers from salt and vinegar (chips) Syndrom is universally considered awful and wrong at first contact. But the more you consume it the more you are going to love it.
e.g.:

person 1: When I first started drinking beer, I really hated the taste of it but I've come to like it now.

person 2: I feel the same about techno music. Guess these two really suffer from salt and vinegar syndrom.
by Luca Goltz August 18, 2021
mugGet the Salt And Vinegar Syndrommug.

Hair salt

When someone has a such a large collection of dandriff on their head so it looks like they have salt on their head.
She got dry scalp. You can tell because of her hair salt.
by a n i m e t i t y January 27, 2018
mugGet the Hair saltmug.

salted zanky

when one puts a spicy substance on their penis.
jayson salted zanky ed while eating mexican food.
by billferd January 1, 2014
mugGet the salted zankymug.

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