Flesh salt shaker

Flesh salt shaking is the act of ejaculating on your food resembling the common seasoning utensil the salt shaker.

Ran out of salt so I just jerked off on to my fries ,my mom calls it the flesh salt shaker

by Alexandevo June 29, 2018

salt

another word for cum because people say it tastes salty

as Harry Styles says I’m his song Medicine

“you got the salt and I got the appetite”

by AssholeTheGiraffeBitch November 7, 2018

Salt lifestyle

The state of constant defiance to feeling in the wrong or defeated, these character types go about doing the honorable work in a quiet manner. Often looking to other’s to explain their own feelings of salt. It’s not a way of life that is chosen but it chooses you.

Benji was the only person worth any salt in the board room meeting that morning. It’s the salt lifestyle that gave Benji the foresight to recommend moving the staff entrance away from the fitness centre attached to the building.

by Don Pinche de Cabron February 17, 2021

Salts my pickles

Something that is good or something you really like or enjoy

That was the best movie I’ve seen in years. It really salts my pickles.

by SMaK February 19, 2020

Salt slider

When your doing tequila shots and once you've licked your hand and applied the salt. And just about to take the shot someone swoops in and steals the salt right off you hand

When we were out last night I got Leah with the salt slider again. Stole the salt right off her hand

by Groundhogg June 11, 2017

Salted pretzel

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.

Hey Gary last week I gave Mel a salted pretzel, I wonder if she is still laying there

by Lovecraftmind March 20, 2019

Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge

The Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge, also known as the John Mulaney Challenge, is a challenge where a person must listen to the song "What's New Pussycat?" by Tom Jones 20 times* in succession, except for when "It's Not Unusual" plays after the seventh one. If you stop the song at any time for any reason, you lose.

*Though the challenge officially says 21 times, there was actually 21 songs played in total at the time, and one was "It's Not Unusual," so there's really 20 times that "What's New Pussycat?" plays.

Slamming your desk/table and yelling "GOD DAMMIT!" when the eighth one begins is also required.

Person 1: *Slam* "GOD DAMMIT!"

Person 2: "Bro, what the fuck is your problem?"
Person 1: "I'm doing the Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge. I've reached the eighth loop."
Person 2: "Oh, right. Carry on."
Person 1: "...But because you interrupted me, I have to start over."
Person 2: "I'm terribly sorry. I won't disturb you again."

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 28, 2022