J name theory is that any guy who's name starts with a J is complete crap and you shouldn't date them. Ask your friends. Very few guys with a name that starts with a J is worth anyone's time.
Hey do you remember my ex, J____?
Yeah, wasn't he a piece of crap?
Yeah!!!
Doesn't that just prove the J name theory?!
Yeah, wasn't he a piece of crap?
Yeah!!!
Doesn't that just prove the J name theory?!
by Bbop2789 December 24, 2015
Get the J name theory mug.A false name used to elicit humor through its simultaneous resemblance to a real name on the one hand, and to a term or phrase that is funny, strange, or vulgar on the other hand.
Common Gag names:
"Amanda Huggenkiss",
"Mike Rotch"
"Philip McCooter"
"Heywood Jablome"
"Sofa King great"
Example 1:
Park Official: "Son, you know you can not have motorized vehicles within the state park, what is your name?"
Suspect:"I was unaware of such laws sir, my name is Philip...Philip McCooter."
Park Official: "Well Philip, I will let you off with a warning this time."
Example 2:
Bartender: "Moe's Bar, Can I help you?"
Guy on phone: "Yes, can I speak to Amanda Huggenkiss"
Bartender: (anouncing to bar patrons), "Is there Amanda Huggenkiss here?"
"Amanda Huggenkiss",
"Mike Rotch"
"Philip McCooter"
"Heywood Jablome"
"Sofa King great"
Example 1:
Park Official: "Son, you know you can not have motorized vehicles within the state park, what is your name?"
Suspect:"I was unaware of such laws sir, my name is Philip...Philip McCooter."
Park Official: "Well Philip, I will let you off with a warning this time."
Example 2:
Bartender: "Moe's Bar, Can I help you?"
Guy on phone: "Yes, can I speak to Amanda Huggenkiss"
Bartender: (anouncing to bar patrons), "Is there Amanda Huggenkiss here?"
by Seaman Alvarez July 18, 2009
Get the Gag name mug.This comes from Hebrew. It is a proverb that means "Things don't always happen as they are supposed to be".
"Supposed" in Hebrew is "AMUR". this is also a name for the fish "Ctenopharyngodon idella"
"Supposed" in Hebrew is "AMUR". this is also a name for the fish "Ctenopharyngodon idella"
- I'll just plug that in, and it's supposed to work when we get there.
- "Supposed" is a name of a fish. (Amur ze shem shel dag)
- "Supposed" is a name of a fish. (Amur ze shem shel dag)
by Ze'ev Russak August 2, 2008
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**Tips for a good "scene name"**
!Of course you could choose a word starting with the same letter of your first name as most commonly done
!It is also a cool idea to choose something that has the same amount of syllables so that is has a nice ring to it.
!It also works nice if the name rhymes or has similar sounding vowels.
!MOST IMPORTANTLY
be original.
there are hundreds of "sammi scenes" and "devin disasters"
out there, so choose something unsed and uncommon.
Also dont choose the same name as a myspacer whom is very popular (50k+ in friends) if you took their name... it could get you bashed and your myspace reputation trashed!
!!As to WHAT to choose
try something to do with...
!sex
!gore/blood/death/violence
!glamour/beauty
!drugs
!!And whats becoming increasingly popular...
Two first names
in other words your first and middle name or just a nickname.
!!If you need help
try looking in the dictionary
youd be surprised how many options you can find!
**Tips for a good "scene name"**
!Of course you could choose a word starting with the same letter of your first name as most commonly done
!It is also a cool idea to choose something that has the same amount of syllables so that is has a nice ring to it.
!It also works nice if the name rhymes or has similar sounding vowels.
!MOST IMPORTANTLY
be original.
there are hundreds of "sammi scenes" and "devin disasters"
out there, so choose something unsed and uncommon.
Also dont choose the same name as a myspacer whom is very popular (50k+ in friends) if you took their name... it could get you bashed and your myspace reputation trashed!
!!As to WHAT to choose
try something to do with...
!sex
!gore/blood/death/violence
!glamour/beauty
!drugs
!!And whats becoming increasingly popular...
Two first names
in other words your first and middle name or just a nickname.
!!If you need help
try looking in the dictionary
youd be surprised how many options you can find!
OMG! Sammi scene is so gorgeous!
wait... which one?
Allison Anal has crazy hair...
yea I know her, she has such a cool scene name!
Its so original!
Mellissa Marie is the lead singer of MILLIONAIRES.
Emily Ashley has a nice ring to it, its a cool scene name.
wait... which one?
Allison Anal has crazy hair...
yea I know her, she has such a cool scene name!
Its so original!
Mellissa Marie is the lead singer of MILLIONAIRES.
Emily Ashley has a nice ring to it, its a cool scene name.
by Emily Erection July 24, 2008
Get the scene name mug.A fictitious name (other than their real name) used by performers, entertainers, or talent such as Actors, Actresses, Models, Musicians, Dancers, etc. This "name" is usually made-up by the performer, although sometimes they are created by their agent or PR Representative.
Some Examples are:
Some Examples are:
Stage Name: John Wayne, Real Name: Marion Morrison
Stage Name: Cary Grant, Real Name: Archibald Leach
Stage Name: Elton John, Real Name: Reginald Dwight
Stage Name: Dean Martin, Real Name: Dino Crocetti
Stage Name: Tom Cruise, Real Name: Thomas Mapother
Stage Name: Charlie Sheen, Real Name: Carlos Irwin Estevez
Stage Name: Cary Grant, Real Name: Archibald Leach
Stage Name: Elton John, Real Name: Reginald Dwight
Stage Name: Dean Martin, Real Name: Dino Crocetti
Stage Name: Tom Cruise, Real Name: Thomas Mapother
Stage Name: Charlie Sheen, Real Name: Carlos Irwin Estevez
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Jessia: Umm im Jessica how do you not know my name were cousins ? And no you can't get these digits pervert
Jessia: Umm im Jessica how do you not know my name were cousins ? And no you can't get these digits pervert
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