Muse

The greatest band in the entire history of music. Consists of Matthew Bellamy, the lead singer with the voice of a god, guitarist, and pianist, Dominic Howard, a genius in drumming, and Christopher Wolstenholme, the legendary bassist and backing vocals. When their album "Showbiz" came out, Radiohead was shivering their timbers as they knew, that was not a replica of their mid music, it was art.

Normal Person: I want to be reincarnated into Matt Bellamy from Muse's guitar

by mibb December 8, 2022

Colonic music

Any Enya, Yanni, John Tesh type of music. Stuff you'd expect to find in day spas where colonics are routine.

Felix: MAN! I was scared to get that hose up my ass, but that colonic music calmed me down.
Dennis: Who was it?
Felix: Enya...Only Time.

by C. Felix November 10, 2005

Workout Muse

That person at the gym who you find attractive, who unknowingly motivates you to go to the gym every day.

Woman #1: That guy over there is gorgeous!!
Woman #2: Oh, him? Yea, he's my workout muse.

by scammingonhottiesatthegym November 22, 2011

danish music

Great music to listen to if you don't want people to know what you're listening to.

Bob: What should I do ifI don't want people to know what I'm listening to?
Karin: Just listen to danish music.
Bob: Why?
Karin: Because americans don't seem to care about danish music.
Bob: Ok...

by Devil Kisses December 18, 2011

Jeopardy Music

That doo doo doo doo doo doo doo sound that plays during Ginal Jeopardy on the TV show, but when someone asks a tricky question in real life, a douchebag will probably repeat it for annoying sound effect purposes.

George: What's the capital of South Dakota?
Mike: Ummm....
George: Doo doo doo doo doo doo dooo...
Mike: Stop playing the Jeopardy Music it's so annoying!

by notinsouthdakotalolzerz August 4, 2012

Masterbation Muse

Your inspiration for masterbating. Your go to porn or person you jack off to.

Person #1: My girlfriend is my masterbation muse, she gets me through it.
Person #2: My masterbation muse is Miss June

by Reginald Swig March 14, 2015

Moschino Muse

Someone who dolled or bodied in the Italian designer Moschino

"You know benji is the real Moschino Muse."

by MoschinoBenji November 5, 2015