muffin top

When the pants or skirt someone is wearing is to tight (bought 2 years ago) and fat hangs over the top. Making you look like a muffin.

Look at that girl! She has a muffin top and she looks like a whore!

by Ashlee Irene December 29, 2005

Cunt Muffin

A muffin, usually blueberry, that is made with juice of a vagina.

Excuse me, would you like to try one of my cunt muffins.

by Big titybitch January 14, 2010

muffin club

A group of young women

by mach 10 May 13, 2003

Muffiny

Nickname given affectionately to your love. originates from muffin, but with more of an affectionate cheese factor

aw my little muffiny

by kellysensfan February 7, 2006

muffin-bottom jeans

jeans for a skinny person who wears his or her jeans 3 sizes to small to hide their anorexic figure

You see that girl Kristen over there? Yeah, she is anorexic so she must be wearin those new muffin-bottom jeans.

by Milli Rillows Movies April 22, 2008

Muffin Fluffer

1) Generally, a woman who masturbates although it can be applied to men as well
2) Derogatory term similar to wanker or jerkoff but usually applied to females

1) She's obviously a muffin fluffer
2) I can't believe she told everyone that story. What a muffin fluffer

by ElliotM April 4, 2009

alterna-muffin

A hot alternative or punk girl. Tattoos and piercings are key.

Remember that alterna-muffin we met at the Blink concert last weeekend? Yeah, I tapped that!

by N Jacobs August 24, 2004