Ex-mortal

a person who did the impossible

Recently a man survived the holocaust, spanish flu, and now COVID 19 he is an Ex-mortal

by mista2 April 6, 2020

Ned Mortensen

Ned Mortensen is famously known as Vape God. He managed to get a job at a legal company named Roberts Legal.
How he did this was unknown. You can even check him out on the Roberts Legal website.

Bruh, you're as cracked as Ned. (Ned Mortensen)

by jom jom August 16, 2020

strawberry morty

a Morty turned to a Morty

rick: hey look summer I turned Morty to a strawberry
Morty: I'm strawberry mortyyyyy!

by b3zji October 5, 2020

Bruh Mortuary

A graveyard where all the lost bruh’s go to rest in the afterlife. When one’s bruh does not fully develop and as a result does not come out, it is left inside the head and dies as a result. We call those bruh mementos.

Funny jim: *Backflaps but fails*
Me: “- ...”
*Bruh dies*
*Bruh goes to the bruh mortuary*

by Cinccino November 18, 2020

Sad mortem

The sound the bringer of the law makes when he’s feeling down

The ccu makes me very sad mortem

by Centurion of the Roman Empire December 29, 2020

Sad mortem

The words the bringer of the law ushers when he feels down or sad

Warden the ccu makes me very sad mortem

by Centurion of the Roman Empire December 29, 2020

good mortingnoon

a combination of good morning and good afternoon, usually used between 11 am-1:30 pm

good mortingnoon all

by Sexydimma March 7, 2021