Morning Beller

After a night of drunken sex you forget to remove the condom and urinate all over a girls bathroom and piss off her roommate.

Andy pulled a morning beller at that fat chicks house last night.

by prizedflavor January 24, 2010

Morping

It is an activity where you and your friends wear formal clothing or anything acceptable for going to the prom, and doing common things in them, like going to mcdonalds, or going bowling.

For my b-day, I want to go morping

by 55thsillyrabbit October 21, 2010

Morningwind

The fresh farts (wet or dry) that occur in the wee hours of the morning.

Yo, i just ripped a morningwind 3 hours ago. It was the best!

by djax102 September 15, 2012

morning sugar

Cocaine

The kids were hopped up on their morning sugar.

by The tiger September 26, 2013

morning-after french toast

When you can't make pancakes and you're all out of waffles...

Dave: Shit, shit, shit! I should have worn a condom last night. I doubt that hoe was on the pill.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

by Meathook Mike June 16, 2014

Marfing

The act of sniffing a cow's hind end as it farts with the goal of obtaining a high from the chemicals released in the flatulence.

Clint was out in the cow pastures marfing all night long.

by JBMooney March 3, 2019

Good Morning

When you wake a girl up by skull fucking her and yelling GOOD MORNING!

My wife was gonna be late for her meeting so I made sure to wake her up with a good morning.

by Jeff Chadwick Good Morning November 19, 2019