your mom

my ride last night... ask your dad

"your mom rides smoother than a limousine"

by danisoccergirl9 November 27, 2007

Someone's mom

Not a Milf. Not someone you associate with having sex with.

Finch-"Man, that's someone's mom, not like stiffler's mom.

by Alohaman June 25, 2008

Mom Hair

When a woman who has long hair cuts it very short. Usually done after having a child when the woman has no time to deal with her hair.

You remember how long her hair used to be? Now she's got that weird Mom Hair going on.

by Dominikat April 22, 2008

coops mom

a hot chick who likes to suck big cock

anyguy, anytime, u got it!

by colin September 6, 2003

mainline mom

Goes to country club, wears lululemon tennis skirts. Everything is Vineyard Vines and Monograms. Cadalak SUV and marries older rich husbands.

You are a mainline Mom

by Tomrocks February 25, 2018

joeys mom

The hottest lady to walk the planet

Shes such a joeys mom

by SlayerMcGee November 7, 2014

Ur Mom

A hoe

I love Ur Mom

by lolkingkinglol August 25, 2022