soccer mom

A matriarchical parental unit who's parenting ethos is based on rigidity, indoctrination, and denial of everything that would otherwise make its kids more independent. Also opposes video games, guns, and self-defense. Often supports globalism and "peace." Is against rugged individualism. Tries to "break" its kids of their individuality.

A cabal of child-abusing soccer moms tried to abolish fun and got themselves shot dead by an underground resistance movement of Right-Wing vigilante Goths.

by Iggy Hazard January 15, 2004

football mom

a mom who is the exact opposite of a soccer mom. allows children to have fun.

the football mom took her children to a concert while the soccer mom's children were at home miserable

by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003

your mom

my ride last night... ask your dad

"your mom rides smoother than a limousine"

by danisoccergirl9 November 27, 2007

Mom Hair

When a woman who has long hair cuts it very short. Usually done after having a child when the woman has no time to deal with her hair.

You remember how long her hair used to be? Now she's got that weird Mom Hair going on.

by Dominikat April 22, 2008

Someone's mom

Not a Milf. Not someone you associate with having sex with.

Finch-"Man, that's someone's mom, not like stiffler's mom.

by Alohaman June 25, 2008

mom emails

Your typical viral or spam email (or cyberprop) meant to either scare or amaze gullible or trustworthy people, who believe anything on the internet, and so get sent to you by your mom. The Mom emails that are making outlandish claims usually can be dis-proven by snopes.com. They most often contain large bolded text and have something to do with either politics or chemicals in house hold products. You will usually receive 3-4 of these emails at one time as moms don't check and send their emails as often.

AKA: an unsuspecting spammer... only it's your mom, and she doesn't send you enlargement adds.

NOTE: The content of these emails can also include not so funny jokes, or mildly amusing/amazing photos.

Mom emails include large bolded text like:

"PLEASE FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS."

"DOES ANYONE OUT THERE KNOW HOW WE CAN STOP THIS....."
"I'm not breaking this one. If I get it a 1000 times, I'll forward it a 1000 times!"

by hoodie_ninja October 7, 2009

joeys mom

The hottest lady to walk the planet

Shes such a joeys mom

by SlayerMcGee November 7, 2014