machinegun mike

When someone doesn't have a good mic, or plugs it in improperly; The result is a machinegun sounding noise that goes on for ages.

*Machinegun Mike Joins call*
machinegun mike: brrtrtrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtr
Everyone else: CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR US?
machinegun mike: rtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtr

by onecigonedrag0filter October 27, 2019

Mike Wazowski

A Depressed Caat from Monster's Inc.

Mike Wazowski only has one eye.

by urmominvietnam November 18, 2021

mike oxsmol

A dum way of tricking your g's into saying there dick is smol

hey Dan go over to that group of girls and say "mike" and then Say "oxsmol" But really Fast. mike oxsmol!?

by YeetsupDictionary October 13, 2021

Mike Dyson

A gaffer who is known for his prowess at hoofing massive rails of cocaine and/or ketamine with hoover like suction

Fucking hell did you see the Dog at the Italo rave last night? He was rocking some proper Mike Dyson business

by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021

Mike the Fox

Mike the Fox is a character created by Glitch_99, also know as SonicTale_21, on the indie site Gamejolt and the game creation site Scratch. Mike is a character who is married to a demon wolf named Luna and has a half-demon child named Jaylen. He loves playing guitar and is generally a nice guy, but he can be peeved when he wants too.

Hey you know the OC Mike the Fox?

by JukoDuko June 11, 2021

Glitch Mike

A version of Mike the Fox created by Glitch99 AKA SonicTale_21 on the indie site Gamejolt, and game creation site Scratch. Glitch Mike has many powers and is mainly spawned from either mike dying in some way, or the code around him or his own code gets corrupted. Powers include: Dragon Ball Type Moves, Flight, Extreme strength and speed, and Appearance manipulation (Can and cannot be controlled).

Glitch Mike is too powerful.

by JukoDuko June 18, 2021

Father Mike

A phrase/name used to refer to someone you admire, and is like a father to you/your group. Mostly seen among teenagers, yet can be used among groups of older people.

Father Mike will sort that out!

by HeyIt'sCameron April 23, 2022