MineCraft PE

Game that broke a$$ people play because they can’t afford minecraft on console

Poor kid: wanna play MineCraft PE?
Rich kid: On what console
Poor Kid: On PockEt EdItIOn
Rich Kid: your gay

by LIL DiCtIonArY February 12, 2018

Minecraft player

God

Hey,are you a Minecraft player?
Yes,im a god

by 𓀐𓂸 July 13, 2020

In Minecraft

A phrase used regularly on Kiwi Farms regarding an illegal or contemptible action to ensure the reader (or law enforcement) does not take it literally. Similar in concept to S.W.I.M.

That guy should have literally ripped that lolcow apart in Minecraft.

by Baboonoverlord May 16, 2019

Minecraft Animations

Is an animated porn of a Steve fucking an animal mob or another Steve (if ur gay).

Guy1:hey dude have you been watching minecraft animations again.
Pedophile1: yeah dude I also like to jerk off in front of my minecraft figure collection.
Guy1: WTF!? I'm outa here (door slams).

Guy1:hey dude have you been watching minecraft animations again.
Pedophile1: yeah dude I also like to jerk off in front of my minecraft figure collection.
Guy1: WTF!? I'm outa here (door slams).

by The weird pedophile August 9, 2016

Best Minecraft player

The best Minecraft player is Falsesymmetry. periodt.
Some may argue it's Technoblade, some says it's Dream, some may even says it's Fruitberries or Illumina. Compared to False, they are all just weaklings, False can PvP, False can build and False can parkour. She is the mix of everything.

Falsesymmetry is the best Minecraft player. We believe is False's Supremacy!!

by Alex Azelfafage October 27, 2020

minecraft shark

the most brutal creature known to minecraft. one glance from the minecraft shark will not only kill you, but destroy all of your items, and leave you emotionally scarred.

Guy 1 " FML, i got pwned by a minecraft shark."

Guy 2 " come here, you need a hug."

by that black guy123 January 18, 2011

minecraft and chill

Similar to netflix and chill but with minecraft. To set the mood you watch creeper porn.

Minecraft and chill is fun for twelve year olds

by madsnaildisease January 18, 2016