Mexican Armada

A large group of people living in one small apartment. They always have at least two kids, and generaly make to much noise.

Damn that fucking Mexican Armada upstairs was up all night I barely got any sleep at all.

by husky beaner May 29, 2011

Mexican Cartwheel

The Mexican Cartwheel is a standing Sixty-Nine. Hetero - The man is standing up, the woman has his penis in her mouth, and her thighs are on his shoulders, his face is in her crotch. He can have his arms around her waist, or holding her shoulders. Just be careful getting into, and out of, this position, no dropping of the partner is allowed.

Guy: "Wanna do a Mexican Cartwheel babe?"
Babe: "Only for a few minutes this time, it gives me a headache."

by ct_sailor December 5, 2011

Mexican Surprise

When you're dating a smoking hot 22-yr old Mexican girl, then marry her, and she wakes up the morning of her 24th birthday having suddenly gained 100 lbs and looks exactly like her mother.

Surprise!!!

Be careful man, you don't want to wake up one day to the Mexican Surprise.

by levarselosmonos April 25, 2011

mexican shower

a quick alternative to an actual shower, by applying enough cologne, perfume, and/or deodorant to cover up any funky smelling body odor.

i had 2 minutes to get ready, so i took a mexican shower

by toolg July 11, 2003

mexican mallet

Nickname for a mexican's penis

Oh man, i went to pedro's last night and he really hit me with the mexican mallet.

by tandortoots August 15, 2006

Closet Mexicans

Is a person of Mexican descent who hides or rejects his/her Mexican heritage.

An example of Closet Mexicans;

Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."

by numberofnames August 15, 2011

Mexican Shocker

The act of giving a sexual partner a shocker and then using your shit-stained pinky finger to give her a dirty sanchez after the sexual act is completed.

"Yep, Carol, he gave me a Mexican shocker... he stuck two in the pink and one in the stink, and then smeared his pinky finger across my upper lip. What a guy!"

by NeverGonnaGiveYouUpNeverGonnaLetYouDown April 23, 2008