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Mexting

To text with Mexicans, or to send pictures that relate to Mexican things, such as sending a picture of yourself wearing a sombrero. It is a very large concern among parents worried about their teens, often compared to Sexting
Fox News: Is your child part of the phenomenon sweeping the teen world known as Mexting? Find out tonight on Glenn Beck.
by aryeaeru n7er7jek March 14, 2011
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Mexico

Teacher: name me the North American countries Stacy.
Stacy: Canada, the U.S, and Alaska
Teacher: wrong. again. Stacy!! It's Mexico, Mexico is a North American country, which means Mexicans and Canadians are Americans too besides U.S citizens
by Letmecorrectyou May 30, 2015
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The Mexican Spy

Before sex, rub your cock with mexican spices & habanero peppers. Then put a condom on and start having sex. In the middle of sex rip your condom off and insert your burning cock inside her.
I wanted to Spice things up in the relationship so I covered my cock with pepper juices and released the Mexican Spy.
by Hoopla Michael Padilla March 12, 2008
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Sleepy Mexican

Eating any variety of Mexican food followed by taking a nap.
Ugh, I ate too many burritos, I believe a sleepy mexican is in order.
by 5cared April 25, 2010
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Mexican Abortion

when someone (usually a guy) pushed a pregnant girl down a flight of stairs
sally told fred she was pregnant, fred suggested a mexican abortion, sally looked over at fred confused, he then pushed her down the stairs
by CacheXT November 1, 2006
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MEXICANT

Part of a funny line from "Once Upon a Time in Mexico."
Are you a Mexi-can, or are you a Mexi-cant?
by Anonymous November 7, 2003
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Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke

When you go to a mexican restaurant who serves general mexican food with a lot of creamy stuff and chicken and cheese combos and you go to the toilet and take a spicy almost constipated diarrhea that literally burns the asshole for hours after, if your lucky you might take a giant shit and literally nuke/murk the toilet with your feces where you might need more gallons per flush
Guy #1:Dude I need to take a major shit
Guy #2:My house only has 1.5 gallons per flush
Guy #1:Ill need about six this is a Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke
by Joe Fillind January 2, 2011
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