T.U.M.B.L.R.

Totally,Unsatisfying,Malarkey,Bullshit, Lame, Relationship (T.U.M.B.L.R.)

Hey you aren’t still wasting time, money, emotions, and genuine effort any more on that T.U.M.B.L.R. are you? Dat Hoe is nothing but a hospital bike.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019

I'm Brian

The act of placing any long (or short) item against your crotch in an attempt to make it look like an erect penis. (i.e. pool stick, fishing rod, finger).

Blake: "Tate what are you doing over there?"

Tate: "I'm Brian!"

by Kirk Mayhaan August 26, 2013

i'm gay

Idubbbztv's most popular sentence

-say summ gay shet
(jumps down)
i'm gay

by davidvi January 15, 2017

i’m going to cum my pants

To be elated or super excited. You are amazed by something

If they have this shirt in black and white stripes, I’m going to cum my pants.

by Prickcycle May 10, 2018

I’M A SOCK

What one says when they bundle up in a hoodie as if in transformation, and flee from all social activity and emotion.

Tammy: “ Let’s all play truth or dare!”

Cristine really doesn’t want to so, she bundles up in her sweater

Cristine: “I’M A SOCK”

by Bannath May 12, 2018

I’m confused

A phrase brianna uses way to often, is more like a lifestyle

Wait I don’t get this I’m so confused

Brianna: “I’m confused”
Kiersten: “when are you not”

by Gummy bears are great March 25, 2019

I'm the Adult

A stupid excuse for parents, who think that being an adult makes them have dominance over their kids. (Which it does, unfortunately, but still...)

Kid: Why do you get to call my brother stupid, but I can't? Parent: Because I'm the Adult. Kid: that's not a reas... Parent: (interrupts) I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO A CHILD! BECAUSE IM THE ADULT!

by PablosDrugs March 25, 2020