landon

a succulent handsome man who makes you gravitate towards him with every word

im dating landon

by chaoticddmgamer October 25, 2024

Landon

A person who has no brain and doesn’t know what he has until it’s gone and can’t get over his ex

Landon I need you I can’t get over my ex

by .ggGio December 10, 2024

Landon

A hot and sexy magik main that’s great at everything and fucks the shit out of modessi on the daily with his 40 inch strap

Person #1: Landon is so sexy I wanna touch him
Person #2: he’s too busy pegging modessi

by fortniteyellowbattle December 15, 2024

Lagonga

To wish someone a good day.

"Have a good lagonga!"

by Speedbird-4525 January 8, 2025

lagortatumortationagotherionism

The act of ripping apart a black man limb from limb, having a registered priest rub the black mens guts over the genitals of the other men at the sermon.
This is a requirement in the act of Moon Gooning, only if one could not attain elk blood.

And now we shall start the lagortatumortationagotherionism! Please drop thine pants.

by IrishGareBear January 19, 2025

Landon

Landon is the prettiest boy you’ll ever meet he has big hazel eyes that you’ll get lost in a handsome smile and he’s super funny but he’s short and a basic white boy but that doesn’t matter his friends are assholes (especially his bsf) but he’s the opposite he’ll be there for you when you need him he’s kinda a dry texter but he’s not a dry person he’ll be the best boyfriend you’ll ever have

Goddamn I love landon

by Unpluggedoutlet February 6, 2025

Lagoo

A rich, creamy sauce made with cream cheese as the base. Commonly used on pasta, chicken, or vegetables. Not to be confused with Alfredo or ragù. Often improvised, always comforting.

"He made chicken with a garlic lagoo and it absolutely slapped.”

by Aitaix February 7, 2026