agata kristi

The Russian new wave band made of EPIC WIN.

Agata Kristi owns The Cure.

by dance179 October 18, 2008

Kristy

A common girls name, can also be used as a shortened, "Kristine" or "Kristina"

Example 1: Hey, my name is Kristina, but all the hot studs call me "Kristy."

Example 2: Person 1:Hey, did you hear that Matt schooled Kristy in Wii boxing?
Person 2: Yeah, Kristy got just got pwned. Sorta sad.

by phatmat December 2, 2007

holly jolly kristmas

To pull the back of someones shirt collar over their head. It most commonly is done when they are wearing a hoody and pulling the hood over their head and tying it that way with the draw strings.

Cole gave Hayden a holly jolly kristmas.

by Garrett Scott October 29, 2004

kirstened

the action of one party, esp. an actor, dating another party under false pretenses followed by lying and saying that he/she got married in order to let the other party know the dating process has been concluded.

"Girrrrrllll, did you hear what happened to Maria?"
"No, what happened??"
"She was dating that actor guy and got straight KIRSTENED!!"
"DAAAAAMMMMNNN!!! That's fucked up."

by E-dizzub July 28, 2007

Dirty Kristopher

A Dirty Kristopher is when you and a sexy ass jawn lick both sides of a dirty 1962 penny butt ass naked while your spirit animals ascend from the Astral Plane and intertwine into a yin yang swirling above your heads before you both straight doodoo on yourselves.

"Man I didn't even hit cuz was tripping too hard and pulled a dirty kristopher."

by Buttermilk Dopeness April 7, 2020

kristin

Some bitch who ain't shit.

I saw Kristin, so dropped that biscuit eatin' bitch with a shovel.

by Lil' Taste October 27, 2016

Kristinpher

1.) the coolest most sicknasty human being ever to walk the planet. Kristinphers are made up of three parts (love for Jesus, love for family, and love for friends) and a few other awesome materials such as a crazy sense of humor, and hormones it can't control. You never see a Kristinpher in the wild without a Raygun.

2.) EPIC WIN

Kristinpher rocks the freaking world on a pretty consistant basis.

by ray-gun January 11, 2009