by cybermiku September 25, 2021
Get the keys without the e mug.1. something you use if you cant reach halfway across the keyboard to use a shortcut with Shift, Ctrl, or Alt.
2. an annoying default feature of Microsoft where if you press Shift five times, a popup asking whether you want to enable StickyKeys, ruining any streak you have if you're playing an FPS. Can be used to annoy random people
2. an annoying default feature of Microsoft where if you press Shift five times, a popup asking whether you want to enable StickyKeys, ruining any streak you have if you're playing an FPS. Can be used to annoy random people
Person 1: OMG HOW DO I GET MY 100TH KILL STREAK WITHOUT DYING???
Person 2: Press Shift 5 times right when an enemy sees you to get a quick armor boost
Person 1: Thanks, man. You're my god!
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Person 1: WTF IS THIS SHIT NO I DONT WANT STICKY KEYS WTF STUPID MICROSOFT!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO I DIED!!!!!!!!! WTF YOU HACKER!!!!!!!
Person 2: Press Shift 5 times right when an enemy sees you to get a quick armor boost
Person 1: Thanks, man. You're my god!
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Person 1: WTF IS THIS SHIT NO I DONT WANT STICKY KEYS WTF STUPID MICROSOFT!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO I DIED!!!!!!!!! WTF YOU HACKER!!!!!!!
by joebob2 January 2, 2008
Get the sticky keys mug.Did you hear about the protests of the Keystone Pipeline? I assume it's because they want us to provide premium kegs at the party.
by BenJoviUSA April 2, 2014
Get the Keystone Pipeline mug.(n.) the frustration of waiting for someone that sucks at typing to finish writing something on a computer.
Guy 1- "Did Stan email the prof about the project."
Guy 2- "Yeah, it took like 20 minutes because he was chicken pecking the shit out of the keys! Honestly, I could have written it in 3!"
Guy 1- "Shit. You must have been pretty keybored, bro!"
Guy 2- "Yeah, it took like 20 minutes because he was chicken pecking the shit out of the keys! Honestly, I could have written it in 3!"
Guy 1- "Shit. You must have been pretty keybored, bro!"
by Da Sperminator April 7, 2011
Get the keybored mug.Someone who abuses/annoys/threatens/flames other people on the internet knowing that they will never have to fear retribution thanks to their anonymity.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP FAG! I'M GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY I SWEAR YOU WILL REGRET CROSSING ME!!!11!1!!"
"Whatever, keyboard hero..."
"Whatever, keyboard hero..."
by redFST August 23, 2008
Get the Keyboard hero mug.“I don’t understand how there’s so much drugs in the prisons. How do they get it all in?” Gemma asked.
“Mostly keystering.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s packed in balloons or condoms. The vistors insert them into their bodies, take them out during the visits and the prisoners insert them into their bodies at visitation. Women visitors have two places they can insert them, and men one. A prisoner who can store a lot inside himself is called a mule. He’ll get paid by the gangs to receive drugs through visitation. Sometimes the packages burst and the mule dies of an overdose or is hospitalised.”
-from Jonsjailjournal
“Mostly keystering.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s packed in balloons or condoms. The vistors insert them into their bodies, take them out during the visits and the prisoners insert them into their bodies at visitation. Women visitors have two places they can insert them, and men one. A prisoner who can store a lot inside himself is called a mule. He’ll get paid by the gangs to receive drugs through visitation. Sometimes the packages burst and the mule dies of an overdose or is hospitalised.”
-from Jonsjailjournal
by Shaun Attwood May 14, 2008
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