Someone who is obsessed in jogging, usually can be found in parks or rural roads in early morning. They've also developed an acute sense of discovering corpses in the vicinity.
by pimas July 1, 2005
Get the Jogger mug.A small town in mid Missouri w/ three bars, one gas station and whole lotta meth. Nuff Said.
A Russian fighter pilot lives here, they turn into Wolverines.
For real though... no cops. No rules. Drink beer all day..throw up, start drinking again.
No hookers but lots of whores... so that means free vag. Come on and pay a visit.
Peace. That is all, now good day!
A Russian fighter pilot lives here, they turn into Wolverines.
For real though... no cops. No rules. Drink beer all day..throw up, start drinking again.
No hookers but lots of whores... so that means free vag. Come on and pay a visit.
Peace. That is all, now good day!
Jonesburg is the schizzznat!!!!
by master_bates December 20, 2010
Get the Jonesburg mug.1. To choke, often in an excruciatingly heartbreaking manner.
2. To swindle wimpy gamblers out of money.
Synonymous with Funny Cide and Philadelphia Eagles.
2. To swindle wimpy gamblers out of money.
Synonymous with Funny Cide and Philadelphia Eagles.
1. You lost a 15-point lead in 30 seconds?? How could you smarty jones like that?
2. So, you got smarty jones'd, huh? That's what you get for betting on a 1-5 favorite.
2. So, you got smarty jones'd, huh? That's what you get for betting on a 1-5 favorite.
by Calico Cal June 5, 2004
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Get the olivia jones mug.N., V. The sound or act of an obese woman's breasts slapping against her body during physical exercise, such as running.
by DeezNutsforPOTUS May 14, 2016
Get the jongeling mug.You've heard of a jam, and a banger. Well this is the mix of the two. A banger only turns into a Janger after it has gained a widespread place in our collective minds, gets it's nostalgic feel, but is also impeccably catchy, and goes hard. (Sometimes without reason.) It is also a personal banger that has become your jam.
"Bro, Mr. Brightside by The Killers is such a fucking janger!"
"Yeah, but my favorite janger is Oops I Did It Again by Brittney Spears."
"Yeah, but my favorite janger is Oops I Did It Again by Brittney Spears."
by the saddest boy hours October 24, 2018
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