Joe Keery

Father of four.

Only Joe Keery would parent the crackhead kids on Stranger Things.

by kaylaaaa_sucks December 3, 2017

Joe Collings

Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.

J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa

by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019

Joe Brooks

a talented, adorable, fione, creative, inspiring, heart melting, musician from the UK. Giving a such a vibrant sound of acoustics, girls swooning over the sound of his voice or run away so shocked when they see his smile.

Boy: Man, I wish I was like Joe Brooks.

Girl: Hah, yeah you wish. You can't duplicate perfection. ;D

Boy: So what you want him to be your Superman.

Girl: Nahh, I just like him as he is. He doesn't have to be perfect. :)

by prince7 October 4, 2008

joe burrow

Louisiana State University QB and 2019 Heisman winner. He has the best throwing arm and the biggest nuts.

Joe Burrow throws so well because his massive nuts swing forward and give him momentum.

by goldengirl9 November 16, 2019

joe g

Usually has a large nose and walks around with an erect semi. Don't let him penetrate your gluteus minimus

He lookin like Joe g with his semi

by Johnny acapella June 13, 2016

Joe Ligma

a GOD TIER SPELL that causes insta-death to whoever it's used on
Gamer: who's Joe Ligma?
Chad: I don't know?
Gamer: JOE MAMA LIGMA BALLS!!!
Chad:NOOOOOO---!!
*Fucking head explodes*

ChodeMaster: HAve you heard of Joe Ligma?
Joesph: Who's Joe Ligma?

by AKBARNIBBA November 22, 2019

Joe Collings

Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.

Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.

Be nice, don’t be a joe collings.

by C.P.L. December 28, 2019