Jessica

A fun girl you'll meet when you least expect it. Will help you take aesthetic pictures to up that Instagram game. Will bring you holo when you're sad (haven't tested this yet, but it's a solid fact).

Jessica is surrounded by familiar places, worn out faces.

by S. Boi September 30, 2017

Jessy

Jessy is a really funny guy he always makes you feel happy and when you see his smile you face lights up he always is making you laugh and smile he loves you so much

Jessy funny handsome nice person

by Gorgina May 15, 2018

Jessica

Jessica is an amazing person who has a sexy appearance as well as personality everywhere she goes the boys can’t help but to get a boner. She may be mad at you but she can never stay mad at you unless you are a son of a cunt. She has big fronts ( tits) and backs bum. You can easily become her friend as long as you have a funny sense of humour. Once she loves you she can’t get you out of her mind, break her heart and her friends will kill you. It is your loss if you lose her as a friend treat her right and she will give you all the respects you deserve.

Girl: Omg Jessica is such a whore
Boy: Shut up she is way better than you

Girl2: Omg Jessica come over here we got another stupid hoe who hates you!

by dankjess November 27, 2018

Sneaky Jesus

1) Technique used by popular Christian bands to 'sneak' Jesus or religious themes into their music.

2) The act of stealthily slipping a crucifix into the anus of one's partner during sexual intimacy.

Don't trust Keaton, he'll give you a Sneaky Jesus when you're not lookin'.

by Sarah, Liz, Mike January 3, 2006

The Redneck Jesus

The man known here on earth as Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardt is the Light and the Way. He died so that your drinking of imported beer would be forgiven. He suffered, died, and most of the pieces they found were buried. He has risen again, as Danica Patrick, and will come again from Formula One to judge NASCAR and its fans.

He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.

"The Redneck Jesus, Dale Earnhardt, died for your sins."

"Thou shalt not turn right."

by Anferny Tyrone Jackson August 28, 2006

Jessica

Jessica is a nice, loving person that loves animals. Is beautiful, cute, tall and pretty. Usually friend with blonds just like the name patricia.

Hi Jessica, your pretty

by shvachadcvady February 9, 2015

Jessie

A wonderful person who brings sunshine into people's lives. Being a Jessie is a beautiful thing and a rare quality.

Man she is so amazing, I bet she's a Jessie.

by Swanky McSwankster February 29, 2008