JPost

A fat Joint containing at least a 3.5.

Let's go to the beach and smoke this JPost.

by Sman927 August 7, 2024

jpmtfo

just pissed me the fuck off

you actually jpmtfo

by ď June 6, 2024

JP

1. Used to say something is tiny, small, or miniscule

2. Autistic, brain dead, hopeless womanizer

1. "That mouse is so JP."

2. "He's such a JP"

by JP's_Best_Friend February 8, 2026

JPL

The absolute GOAT. Insane at wrestling, skateboarding, and being an outstanding and standup guy. Probably the funniest guy you'll ever meet.

"Yo, did you hear JPL placed in states?"

"Of course he did, he's the GOAT"

by Jay. Bird March 2, 2026

jpegging

jumpscares that are just images with a loud sound

*insert a cheap image suddenly popping up with a loud sound*
ah shoot, stop jpegging me!

by planetsat0rn April 3, 2026

jpmorganification

the curious loss of upper body garment parts until all that remains is the torso and zip, arising due to slow and inevitable corporate indoctrination within financial services

They've been jpmorganifed!
They're going through the process of jpmorganification!

by lexiconsmith February 6, 2025

Jp Media

An insanely handsome man whos a very talented photographer and gets all the bitches

Man, Jp Media stole my girlfriend

by Manwhospeaksonlytruths27 February 24, 2025