Angry Italian

The act of submersing your testicles in warm spaghetti sauce.

Every year Blake celebrates his birthday by making a fresh batch of red sauce and giving himself an angry italian.

by Baron Von Shtuckle Shtickle January 12, 2008

The Italian Job

A classic film with great music, an unforgettable chase, a "cliff-hanger" (lol) ending, and one-liners that WILL BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.

Croker: "And remember chaps... ...In Italy they drive on the wrong side of the road."

The Italian Job is a great film with a crap remake.

by Cycle Paine October 18, 2009

greasy italian

I guy who strolls into the office on the first week of work with a wife beater on, a cream polyseter suit and his grandmothers white shoes. Answers to Clinton and enjoys dating single moms in Vanier of the nig-nog variety

Check out that greasy Italian did he steal that suit from Ricardo Montablam from Fantasy Island. Seriously how many baby mamas from Vanier does that guy have?

by Gary Peterman May 29, 2008

crazy italian

A crazy Italian is someone who loves pasta and is most likley to be related to the mafia

If you piss them off they always have a weapon handy

"She said if we didnt get spaghetti she would hit me with a baseball bat"
Man she is one "crazy Italian"

by Josh♥ May 19, 2014

hott buff Italian

A person of Italian descent who is very attractive and also in great shape.

Woah did you see him? He is one hott buff Italian!!!

by ballerxcgirl33 June 20, 2008

Russian and Italian

The act of rubbing your penis between breasts and ass-cheeks, respectively.

Dude 1: i went russian and italian on that chick last night.
Dude 2: sweet.

by mrsmrsir October 5, 2011

The Italian Ice Job

A blowjob with water ice in the mouth. 7-11 Slurpies make an exceptable substitute.

My dick is still blue from The Italian Ice Job Jill gave me last night.

by FriendlyNaber July 17, 2011