Irish straight edge

The same thing as straight edge, but
allow drinking, one does not have to
be Irish but it helps

'Ur not straight edge, u drink!'
'i'm Irish straight edge'

by Drunkshiri August 2, 2007

Irish Goon

Noun. An Irish male who’s boisterous, drunken behaviour results in loud noise and assault charges on st Patrick’s day.

Adjective. To drink a lot, engage in fights and speak loudly like many an Irishman before.

Onlooker 1- have a look at guy, he just punched in with the bartender!
Onlooker 2- what an absolute Irish goon

by Enhale the richard February 20, 2019

Irish Alarm Clock

The act of squatting over somebodies face whilst they sleep. From here, you cry out their name and punch them in the balls so that they jerk forward in pain, leaving them prime for a fart directly on the mouth/nose.

"Dude, Dave was asleep so I gave him an Isih Alarm Clock."

"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."

by Sean Gardner July 6, 2006

Irish vacation

going to jail.
spending time in prison
spent some time at the graybar hotel

I haven't seen him in quite a while.
Maybe he took an Irish vacation

by brian mower October 29, 2007

Irish therapy

1. Boxing
2. Drinking

1. Can't get that anger out? Have you tried Irish therapy?
2. Yeah, O'Sullivan went down to Paddy's Pub for a little Irish therapy session.

by sexual mystery June 21, 2016

Irish Appetizer

Two shots of Jameson. On a date especially on a first date order her Jamieson for an appetizer instead of food.

I took this Irish chick on a date yesterday. I wanted in her pants, so i didn't waste any time and immediately order an Irish Appetizer.

by Bill Curry January 13, 2009

Irish Cream Soda

A sexual act, while going down on a girl, performing a two fingered culdesac in order to get the girl squirting. As she is squirting, the guy must take it in his mouth, swish it around a bit to get a little bubbly. While swishing the girl bends over and opens up her asshole so you can drop the swished up squirt load into her ass in order to give it some color, the girl should release the load into a shot glass, which is then dropped into a half pint of Guiness then chugged.

Last night at the bar while others were doing Irish car bombs, I had the bartender give a me a shot glass and Guiness, so I could take my girlfriend into the bathroom so we could do some Irish Cream Sodas.

by msd3million January 9, 2009