When two males are in the Eifel tower position and thrust at each other simultaneously, Effectively causing a log jam
Me and The Gooch were Eifeling this bitch when we both hammered at the same time causing quite the log jam.
by Keltic thundar March 09, 2010
by The Trash Man bancini November 23, 2010
A condition that makes it look like somebody has slothered jam all around your mouth. Requires one to smear vasiline all over his face.
Dean "Hey what's that you've got coming up on your face?"
Jack "Oh right, that's ma Jam Face, i'm lubing it up every day"
Dean "Gay"
Jack "Oh right, that's ma Jam Face, i'm lubing it up every day"
Dean "Gay"
by UrbanScout 365 December 01, 2009
by WimWamJamSam March 11, 2010
A mammy-jam is a traffic jam consisting almost entirely of, and caused by, women driving their children to and from school.
Boss: Why are you late for work?
Employee: Oh man, it's so frustrating. There's about three different schools on my route to work and I keep getting stuck in one mammy-jam after another.
Employee: Oh man, it's so frustrating. There's about three different schools on my route to work and I keep getting stuck in one mammy-jam after another.
by Alan "Mighty Morto" Morton January 02, 2009
by hankthehank December 28, 2011
by Pintnight October 24, 2012