Lowe's Home Improvement

The epitome of ass-kissery. As soon as you walk into a Lowe's, your ass saturated with the spit of every employee that crosses your path; but it is not their fault, because it is what they have been constantly told to do every day. Lowe's is built upon the model of "excellent, excruciatingly-paranoid, money-pinching, annoying, ass-kissing, customer-focus". The best thing to do when you see a "red vest" is to cut a corner and run. These people are already stressed enough with the dumbass questions that get flung at them every day so one more question is just one more reason for them to eat a bullet.

Customer walks in Lowe's:

"HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH Lowe's Home Improvement WAREHOUSE! WE HAVE LOTS OF ITEMS TO HELP YOUR EVERY NEED FOR EVERY SITUATION! HOW MAY WE BE OF SERVICE TO YOU TODAY SIR OR MA'AM???"

Customer: Holy fucking ass crackers! Can I not look at the fucking power tools without being bombarded by damn service? Fuck this I'm going to Home Depot where people leave me the hell alone!

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 12, 2010

Go Home And Be A Family Man

A phrase originally coined by Guile from the Street Fighter video game franchise, it was his tag line after defeating an opponent. Over the years, it has come to be used also when referring to someone who is past their prime at whatever it is that they should do.

Steven: "Hey, did you watch TNA Impact last week?"
Michael: "Yeah, I can't believe they had Ric Flair's 60-year-old ass wrestling again. He's way past his prime He should go home and be a family man."

by Thu Kang-A-Lang January 24, 2011

home of sexual

gay.

i am a, home of sexual.

by ayolipal April 6, 2017

Georgia Homeboy

Gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid (4-hydroxybutanoic acid, C4H8O3), colloquially known as GHB. Medically used as an anesthetic. Is sometimes used recreationally, and as a "date rape drug." Not be confused with Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA, aka Ecstasy) or Flunitrazepam (Rohypnol, aka Roofies).

That chick is walking kinda funny. Is she just drunk, or did someone slip her a little of the Georgia Homeboy?

by kosherpickle November 27, 2007

Homeboy Haircut

A word describing a haircut that is jacked-up and difficult to look at without criticizing it.

Sabs walked into the room to show off his new "gangster " image when Sisco and Gage noticed the back of Sabs hair was jagged and tore up. Sisco then proceeded to ask," Whats up with that? Did your mom give you that haircut or did your drunk homeboy hook you up with the Homeboy Haircut?"

by wearefresh September 9, 2009

home dawg

Homie dawg-
my cool kick-ass friend from the hood

Sup home dawg?

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

homiette

A female homie, aka female friend

"Wussup, homiette?"

by Shady K March 9, 2003