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Tater Hog

An hideously obese bull headed middle aged woman with a bowl cut. An extremely loud specimen, She will grumble loudly about her flapping vagina and gaping poo and semen crusted anus. They are ferel creatures with a diet consisting of methamphetamines fake Mexican oxy 30's and the Ben and Jerry's ice cream you just purchased for your girlfriend.

WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.

Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.
That fucking tater hog got my dope again?!
by Taintpoker November 1, 2023
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Presentation Hog

Someone who did some of the work, but does most or all of the presenting.
Shirley presented almost all my ideas, she's such a presentation hog!
by hawc November 5, 2009
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hog muffler

hog muffler is a rare insult. to muffle a hog would be dirty and pointless. So someone who would do that are also dirty and pointless. If used sexually it would be an insult to the woman (hog) and the man (muffler).
Get out of my way hog muffler. "he uses the muffler on that hog all night I bet"
by Eagle fucker March 1, 2024
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hog and ball torture

OH GOD I LOVE GETTING HOG AND BALL TORTURED, DON'T YOU?!?
by Gacthaurshaaftxtt August 9, 2024
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Feral Hogs

People who illegally or unethically enrich themselves by acting on confidential information.
The coronavirus pandemic revealed Kelly Loeffler and Richard Burr to be feral hogs as they made investment decisions based on information they received in confidential briefings
by costrike March 21, 2020
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Hog

Person with a grimy, dirty and fat personality who isn’t afraid to wrangle
Mac is the fattest hog I know, she jumps in mid to clean herself
by Wobbledy hog November 16, 2020
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Texas Hog Licker

A person who licks the sweaty genitals of a morbidly obese male individual
I heard the new front desk lady is a Texas hog licker
by StihlSlinger August 9, 2024
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