old fogey hat

A hat that is for old men and woman that are older than 80, that have grey or white hair.

"Hey look at at that old fogey hat, it will be perfect for your grandfather!"

by Jacquez M December 30, 2006

Jester's Hat

A group of three males engaging in sexual acts together.

A threesome of only men.

It is referred to as A Jester's Hat due to the three long cone's that hang off of the hat, this imagery relates to the three penises involved in the act.

Nate: Dude, this party is completely ridiculous!

Dan: How so?

Nate: I walked into a room and there was A Jester's Hat!

Dan: Holy shitting thundercunt, that's crazy.

by nateminicooper December 7, 2010

Wearing a big hat

The act of being inebriated to dangerous levels of excess

Possum Jenkins: Hey, what did you do for halloween?
Ollie: We had a party, I was wearing a big hat for most of the night.

by TheRiverMan November 2, 2010

wanker's hat

a hoody, or other similar headgear worn by a serial masturbator.

Huckerby's a wanker, he wears a wanker's hat.

by DefinitelyNotRob July 30, 2011

Lincoln Top-hat

The act of shitting on your partner's head during/after sex and letting the shit stack up like a top hat.

When Carl was railing out that hoodrat friday night he pulled the ultimate scumbag move by Lincoln Top-hatting that skeezer.

by Speedy Beans June 21, 2012

Wearing me as a hat

To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.

"This guy will be wearing me as a hat until I deliver his stuff"

by Parrotti July 22, 2018

canadian hat trick

when someone makes out or hooks up with three different Canadians in one night.

you go out with your friends and throughout the evening you manage to make out with or hook up with three canadians... the canadian hat trick.

by hairydan February 3, 2010