Fruit and a half

A gay guy that's very tall. Generally over 6ft high.

Hey did you meet Andrew last night? He's totally a fruit and a half!

by AndrewBlue September 1, 2016

Dead and a half

When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.

Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half

by CataclysmalHD June 27, 2016

Mary on the half shell

A lawn decoration consisting of a statue of the virgin Mary inside a half-buried bathtub painted sky blue inside. Also known as a bathtub Madonna it is a miniature shrine displaying the owner's devotion to the virgin Mary. While not as bad as a pink flamingo, it is considered by some to be some to be an icon of poor taste.

The new neighbors must be Catholic, they planted a Mary on the half shell on the lawn.

by RollingBlock December 20, 2018

Twins and a Half

When two people have similar birthdays and the third person has their birthday on one of the others half birthday.

Omg we are twins and a half.

by Depressed_llama January 29, 2020

a nugget under half a yard

slang for "a little under half a billion dollars"

ill buy the business from you, i'm willing to pay a nugget under half a yard.

by anarcho-lorian August 11, 2021

Excuse my half ass

It is said when you put one leg on another while sitting on a chair in a way that your half butt is facing the person in front of you.

Excuse my half ass guys, I got pimples in my ass

When I sit on a chair for too long, I rest one leg on the other excusing my half bare ass

by Pooyesh December 14, 2022

alex/cute/demon/half wolf/half angel

One of those cringy mfs you'll see in roleplay games.

Person 1: "yo. look at alex/cute/demon/half wolf/half angel."
Person 2: "omg really??? his bio is cringe af xDDD"

by marute January 16, 2023