god

Man with a white beard, sits on a throne in heaven sipping on tea.

God: damnit humans are killing each other again.

by apex overlord October 20, 2013

god

G-ood
O-rderly
D-irection

Another way to look at the word and whatit might represent heard in an AnA meeting

If you can't belive in God as a super power then think of it a Good Orderly Direction

by Matt January 23, 2005

god

1. Originator and ruler of the universe.
2. Eric Clapton

1. God created the world!

2. Clapton is God!

by shuned July 9, 2003

god

A being greater than which cannot be conceived.
So, basically, we all "believe in god".

Atheists believe in god. They believe humans are beings a greater than which cannot be concieved -- humans are god.

by JulieLemon January 4, 2008

god

a unit of one
very sexy
exists outside of time
the only creator
the creator of all we know
free will wild card
pay master

god has given you this puzzle maze so get your shit together and figure it out

by 11:11 October 13, 2007

god

A god is a supreme being who will give you good stuff if you honor them. They will screw you if you dis them.
A god is not to be confused with God.
God is one dude.
A god is any of a number of dudes.
All gods put together, do the same work as God.
The water god, the fire god, the fertility god, the pizza god.
There are also godesses. The fertility goddess and fertility god are joined together at the crotch.
If you pray to God, you go to heaven.
If you pray to a god, you get what they specialize in.
Pray to the pizza god, and you get a tasty pizza.
Pray to the fire god, and he gives you some wood to rub together, or a lighter.

Tom: "I wish we had a baby."
Lucy: "Me too. I guess I should pray to the fertility god."
Tom: "While you're at it, pray to the fertility godess too."
Lucy: "pray, pray, pray. pray. O great god and godess of the giant womb in the sky, please get me knocked up."
Later--
Tom: "Holy shit Lucy! I'm getting a big boner."
Lucy: "O my fucking god. I'm getting horny and wet in my vagina."
Tom: "What the hell is going on? What do I do with this boner?"
Lucy: "O Tom, place your giant penis inside me, and we shall make a baby."
hump, hump, hump.
Later-
Tom: "I think I'l pray to the cigarette god for a pack of Camel Lights."
Lucy: "and I'll pray to the god of fire for a lighter."
Tom: "I'll pray to the pizza god for a family size anchovie and jalapeno double cheese hand tossed pizza."
God: "Thou shalt have no gods before Me! To Hell with you!"
Tom and Lucy: "O God Damn!"
POOF!

by morningwould January 4, 2013

god

almighty

I LOVE GOD

by THE PERSON WHO SAVED YOU February 23, 2011